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1/9/2006 7:33:38 AM EDT
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1/9/2006 7:36:38 AM EDT
[#1]
on a cd, removable hard drive, or network drive
1/9/2006 7:39:00 AM EDT
[#2]
Just show her your pRon!  It's much easier that way.

If you must hide it, you should also purge your "recent documents" if you haven't already. You do it from the advanced tab on the taskbar properties.
1/9/2006 7:39:57 AM EDT
[#3]
not to mention that you should probably reformat your computer a few times, to get rid of the hidden "cookie crumbs" that any forensics software can put back together into the original image.

oh wait, we are dealing with women from the planet earth here, not Cylons
1/9/2006 7:42:44 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Just show her your pRon!  It's much easier that way.

If you must hide it, you should also purge your "recent documents" if you haven't already. You do it from the advanced tab on the taskbar properties.



how do i get to taskbar properties?
1/9/2006 7:43:36 AM EDT
[#5]
On an external 100gig Segate drive, its a little more than half-way filled
1/9/2006 7:44:20 AM EDT
[#6]
Does your girlfriend work for the NSA?

Just delete all the files listed above and emty your trashcan. If she is a real computer guru she could still find out the file names you deleted. But if she is going into that much detail who needs her
1/9/2006 7:46:02 AM EDT
[#7]
You could just be a man and tell her to deal with it.  Otherwise there are a bunch of "my woman owns me" type threads where you could ask all the other neutered males how to get rid of the porn.  
1/9/2006 7:49:35 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Does your girlfriend work for the NSA?

Just delete all the files listed above and emty your trashcan. If she is a real computer guru she could still find out the file names you deleted. But if she is going into that much detail who needs her


Remember also to write binary zeros on the empty disk space.
1/9/2006 7:50:18 AM EDT
[#9]
Dude, you need to man-up and not be so whipped. Hiding stuff is what gets people in deeper shit
1/9/2006 7:51:55 AM EDT
[#10]
ok you guys are right but for now can I just get rid of my bukkake videos, maybe i can introduce her to something a little softer.
1/9/2006 7:52:06 AM EDT
[#11]
Just man up and set the nastiest/most graphic pron pic you can find as the desktop image.
1/9/2006 7:56:03 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
You could just be a man and tell her to deal with it.


Seems alot of men are quite happy to aquire another mommy to tell them what they can and cannot do. Sounds like an Oedipus-complex to me.
1/9/2006 8:15:00 AM EDT
[#13]
ahh come on guys any help in getting to recent documents
1/9/2006 8:19:31 AM EDT
[#14]
What if she sees ARFCOM in your favorites list, logs into your account and finds this thread?  Then all that deleting is for nothing.  Where does it end?
1/9/2006 8:19:41 AM EDT
[#15]
I have a folder on my desktop titled "Internet Pornography."  The first time my girl saw it she was like You are supposed to hide this shit and I came back with I'm not hiding $hit.  I like pr0n, and I'm not going to stop looking at it just because you and I share a bed.  Deal.  That was that.

Her dad popped by for a surprise visit this weekend.  For the first time in a year I heard something about porn.  She didn't want her dad to see my porn, I agreed wholeheartedly, so we grabbed the two foot stack of playboys in the living room and hid 'em.

That's how it works in this house.  YMMV.
1/9/2006 8:21:47 AM EDT
[#16]
The truth is that if you've been using Internet Explorer, its interaction with MS Windows hides a lot of shit.  In this regard, Windows literally doesn't show directories that exist on the hard disk where I.E. caches lots of stuff.

I'd do a search for a tool called "Agent Ransack"  -- its free.

Then search "All hard drives" (include the subdirectories) for the common video and graphics file formats:  .wmv, .mpg, .avi, .mov, mv2, etc., as well as .jpg, gif, etc.   Those searches will bring up all the hidden directories and files, and you'll probably see some stuff you mised.   If they're in files with weird directory names you can sometimes surf to them in a DOS window and delete them from there if Windows won't let you, and also the Norton tools help sometimes.

1/9/2006 8:22:49 AM EDT
[#17]
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
1/9/2006 8:23:49 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You could just be a man and tell her to deal with it.


Seems alot of men are quite happy to aquire another mommy to tell them what they can and cannot do. Sounds like an Oedipus-complex to me.



Calling them "men" is oxymoronic.

G
1/9/2006 8:28:07 AM EDT
[#19]

Buy the program Evidence Eliminator. This program holds up to the pros snooping.
1/9/2006 8:28:20 AM EDT
[#20]
I'd focusing more on de-spooging your keyboard.
1/9/2006 8:39:30 AM EDT
[#21]
There is porn on the internet?
1/9/2006 8:43:01 AM EDT
[#22]

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There is porn on the internet?



Yep and for a while I thought there was only arfcom!
1/9/2006 8:46:53 AM EDT
[#23]
Half a drive filled??
You've worn that thing to a nub, haven't you?
You'll go blind like that ya know!
1/9/2006 8:55:45 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
I'd focusing more on de-spooging your keyboard.


1/9/2006 8:55:51 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
ahh come on guys any help in getting to recent documents



From "my computer" its C:\Documents and Settings\*whatever your profile name is*\my recent docs icon, you can remove everything from there....

1/9/2006 8:59:57 AM EDT
[#26]
On my wife's laptop. She'd NEVER think to look there.

Jesus, man. She oughta know and accept by now that you've got some pr0n stashed. I bet Ward had some nasty shit stashed under the matress. I bet Beaver found it. It's the American way.
1/9/2006 9:06:33 AM EDT
[#27]
don't forget to go to tools, internet options and delete temp internet files, as well as cookies and history

good luck

txl
1/9/2006 9:16:23 AM EDT
[#28]
Man up and let her catch you at the computer whippin' your skippy and let her know you're not giving up your smut!
1/9/2006 9:23:20 AM EDT
[#29]
If you have a firewall programs such as zone alarm it keeps a log of all the websites you've been to so delete that and also clear the play list on windows media player.  
1/9/2006 9:24:49 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
If you have a firewall programs such as zone alarm it keeps a log of all the websites you've been to so delete that and also clear the play list on windows media player.  


i have zone alarm and cannot find a log on it.
how do you get to the log?
1/9/2006 9:27:34 AM EDT
[#31]
You arfcommers are sneaky at hiding porn, can only be acheived by experience...

You fuckers are GONNA GO BLIND DAMMIT!
actually,..... COOL!
I will have cash in hand ready to buy firearms from those of you that go sightless from waxing the dolphin too much.

Wait, how will you post if you cannot see?
Shit, I tried!
1/9/2006 9:34:13 AM EDT
[#32]
Create multiple users and passwords.

Have your account with a password and all the porn, and a guest account with no password and no porn.

If she asks why, because all your friends fuck up you computer everytime they use it, so you have a guest account that only has the basic functions like internet, word processing and some games.
1/9/2006 9:41:05 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you have a firewall programs such as zone alarm it keeps a log of all the websites you've been to so delete that and also clear the play list on windows media player.  


i have zone alarm and cannot find a log on it.
how do you get to the log?



I have the pro version but on the tabs on the left go to privacy then the 3 tabs on the top right click on site list.  
1/9/2006 9:55:41 AM EDT
[#34]
Try Crap Cleaner.  It gets all of those temporary files in one sweep.  I have included some pictures of it below.

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1/9/2006 10:11:25 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Try Crap Cleaner.  It gets all of those temporary files in one sweep.  I have included some pictures of it below.

img364.imageshack.us/img364/6885/ccleanerapplications0wx.png
img364.imageshack.us/img364/1097/ccleanerwindows5pw.png



+1
I like this program
Easy to use
1/9/2006 10:11:51 AM EDT
[#36]
I browse the internet at location where I dont want a trail left through firefox installed on my USB drive.portable firefox
1/9/2006 11:24:49 AM EDT
[#37]
Try Window Washer - available at FOSI's.
1/9/2006 1:00:37 PM EDT
[#38]
all this is BS!!!
Just tell her you were wanking it while she was gone.
You had no urge to sleep with another woman and you felt it "OK" to spank the monkey and need a little visual help.
If she aint cool with it , tell her to F.R.O!
1/9/2006 1:01:53 PM EDT
[#39]
Make a folder with a special name like Opti-4429, hide all pr0n in there and bury it deep in your Windows folder. Make it hidden.
1/9/2006 1:06:33 PM EDT
[#40]
I use Evidence Eliminator 5.57