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Posted: 12/19/2005 9:01:12 AM EDT
I was at Wal-Mart yesterday.

In the line next to me was a huge biker dude wearing a heavy leather Mark Martin
NASCAR jacket, with VIAGRA across the back in white and blue.

The second I saw it, I chuckled. Out of reflex. I certainly wouldn't tease a guy like that.

He turned around to see what was so funny.

I thought for sure he was going to pulvarize me.

I said "cool jacket".

In a deep, rumbly voice, he said
"Yea, you wouldn't believe how many of those damn pills you gotta take to get one".

A dozen of us in line about fell over laughing.

Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:08:12 AM EDT
My girlfriend found Viagra in her father's belongings when she was straightening up his stuff a few years ago. He was 85 at the time. Unfortunately his wife of 65 years passed away shortly after that.

GF was shocked but happy for her dad. The stuff is a godsend to some people.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 9:10:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
My girlfriend found Viagra in her father's belongings when she was straightening up his stuff a few years ago. He was 85 at the time. Unfortunately his wife of 65 years passed away shortly after that.

GF was shocked but happy for her dad. The stuff is a godsend to some people.



And a terrible pain to some older women that thought they never had to put out again, ever.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 11:28:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2005 11:28:55 AM EDT by KS_Physicist]
If you get a Viagra caught in your throat, do you end up with a stiff neck?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 11:29:28 AM EDT
Keep it up, fellas ... keep it up.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 12:00:50 PM EDT
I heard they were giving men in the "old folks home" a glass of milk and 1/2 a Viagra at bedtime. The milk helped them sleep, the Viagra kept them from rolling out of bed.

Thank you. I'm here till Thursday, try the veal . . . .
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 7:54:37 PM EDT
Try one sometime... actually, a halfa one is more than enough.

You'll go from 40 years old to 15 again in about 15 minutes.he
Why should women be the only ones to experience multiple orgasms?

John
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 7:56:53 PM EDT
I tried one and the sex was porno movie worthy.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 7:58:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
I tried one and the sex was porno movie worthy.




If I ever got some I might try it
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 8:00:51 PM EDT
... "Experimented" with some Viagra once.

... No thank you. Well after the little lady was passed out with a satisfied smile on face, I had to pee in the shower every time I needed to for the following 6 hours.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 8:01:09 PM EDT
I had some old ones, flushed them down the toilet. Could not get the lid to stay down for weeks.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 8:01:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:
I tried one and the sex was porno movie worthy.



No shit. I tried one and got the most serious wood of my life for 4 FUCKING HOURS . The wife thought it was cool for the first hour and a half. After that, things got seriously out of control

If you ever need to administer a grudge fuck, take two and have at it.

Disconnector
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 8:10:47 PM EDT
My nurses always had me hitting up the Viagra rep for NASCAR stuff. Never got any though.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 8:20:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By _disconnector_:

Originally Posted By twonami:
I tried one and the sex was porno movie worthy.



No shit. I tried one and got the most serious wood of my life for 4 FUCKING HOURS . The wife thought it was cool for the first hour and a half. After that, things got seriously out of control

If you ever need to administer a grudge fuck, take two and have at it.

Disconnector



BTDT.
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 11:52:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By twonami:
I tried one and the sex was porno movie worthy.




If I ever got some I might try it



If you ever got some of what? Sex? Or Viagra?
Link Posted: 12/19/2005 11:55:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hipster:

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By twonami:
I tried one and the sex was porno movie worthy.




If I ever got some I might try it



If you ever got some of what? Sex? Or Viagra?



Shit. Off the top rope.
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