Posted: 12/5/2005 11:13:12 AM EDT
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Former President Reagan told this joke about honesty once: Back in the days of prohibition the LAPD rounded up 25 bootleggers once. All 25 defendants were brought before the judge. The judge asked each man what his profession was. Without exception the first 24 men said "I'm into real estate, your Honor." The judge asked the last of the accused the same question. The man replied, "I'm a bootlegger, your Honor." Surprised by the man's candor the judge chuckled and said, "Well, how's business?" The man answered, "Your Honor, it would be a lot better if there weren't so many people in real estate."   Have a nice day! -yj |