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12/5/2005 9:51:57 AM EDT
Due to increased security threats Santa Claus decided he needed a dedicated security team for the North Pole.  The TEPT is responsible for all North Pole security both physical and electronic (hackers keep trying to add their names to the nice list).

It is even rumored that a TEPT squad shadows Santa on Christmas Eve in case he is attacked.  There are also unconfirmed reports that TEPT would get local military support to search, recover and extract Santa if his sleight is attacked.

Here is the only known picture of a TEPT member.  It was taken at their secret training facility.

http://www.wambold.ca/pics/2005/TEPT.jpg
12/5/2005 9:53:45 AM EDT
[#1]
Is that the new tactical fuzzy death ball on that hat?
12/5/2005 9:56:02 AM EDT
[#2]
No elf shoes?
12/5/2005 9:57:02 AM EDT
[#3]
You're a dork!

j/k (kinda)

Merry Christmas!
12/5/2005 9:59:27 AM EDT
[#4]
My daughter got that hat at a Christmas party.  I thought the whole Elf with a AR would look funny.
12/5/2005 10:01:33 AM EDT
[#5]
So elves can carry handguns in Canada?

So Santa's protection team scored some carry permits?
12/5/2005 10:02:09 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
My daughter got that hat at a Christmas party.  I thought the whole Elf with a AR would look funny.



It does, but you really need the whole costume. Maybe a bright green tactical jumpsuit with yellow combat boots. THAT would be hysterical.
12/5/2005 10:07:55 AM EDT
[#7]
you need a red plate carrier trimmed with white fur.

do they make yellow polka-dotted Magpuls?
12/5/2005 10:09:04 AM EDT
[#8]


Quoted:
It does, but you really need the whole costume. Maybe a bright green tactical jumpsuit with yellow combat boots. THAT would be hysterical.



I would have but I only had a couple of hours to come up with something.
12/5/2005 10:09:47 AM EDT
[#9]
That's no elf, that's a runt.