[ARCHIVED THREAD] - JOTD

Posted: 10/28/2005 12:01:49 AM EDT

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
If they had 4 doors, they'd be called chicken sedans

Posted: 10/28/2005 12:05:29 AM EDT

[#1]

I want my 10 seconds back...

Posted: 10/28/2005 12:08:17 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I want my 10 seconds back...

Get a faster connection.

Posted: 10/28/2005 12:09:29 AM EDT

[#3]

Oh damned.

I must be too tired to think straight.

I actually laughed.

Posted: 10/28/2005 12:11:33 AM EDT

[#4]

stop watching dirty jobs.

Posted: 10/28/2005 12:15:29 AM EDT

[#5]

Great, now JOTD will be banned.... Thanks...

Posted: 10/28/2005 12:18:55 AM EDT

[#6]

Why can't witches have babies?
Because their husbands have Hollow-weenies

Posted: 10/28/2005 12:22:04 AM EDT

[#7]

What's brown and sticky?
A stick!