Posted: 7/26/2001 8:37:17 PM EDT
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Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale. $5000." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars." The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a pussy just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, "It's just not fair. That farmer has a cow with a pussy like a woman, and it's worth $5000! Here I am stuck with you, a cunt like a cow, and you're not worth shit." |