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Posted: 10/1/2005 8:58:40 PM EDT

You can't help but notice the late night infomercials selling anything from cleaning products to vaccuums to tools. Why do they always tell you you can keep a portion of the product if you want to return it? What would happen if you returned the entire product including the "free gift" ?

Posted: 10/1/2005 8:59:41 PM EDT

[#1]

It would cause a tear in the space/time continuum.

Posted: 10/1/2005 9:02:11 PM EDT

[#2]

It's a trap!!!

Posted: 10/1/2005 9:08:35 PM EDT

[#3]

I thought you were going to ask us if you should go with the steak knives or the rotating tupperware stand.

Posted: 10/1/2005 9:11:54 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
You can't help but notice the late night infomercials selling anything from cleaning products to vaccuums to tools. Why do they always tell you you can keep a portion of the product if you want to return it? What would happen if you returned the entire product including the "free gift" ?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to charge you $19.99

Plus shipping and handling.

Posted: 10/1/2005 9:13:45 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You can't help but notice the late night infomercials selling anything from cleaning products to vaccuums to tools. Why do they always tell you you can keep a portion of the product if you want to return it? What would happen if you returned the entire product including the "free gift" ?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to charge you $19.99
Plus shipping and handling.

I didn't know you could charge S/H on advice.

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