Posted: 9/23/2005 9:47:00 PM EDT
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Steel Reserve...WTF? How on earth does any of this fucksnot ever get sold? It smells ok, and tastes like regular beer except for the slimey nastiness you swallow with each 'bite.' The lingering taste fastens on to your tongue like a quick cure varnish, and is sure to make the girl you're kissing ask you to eat some garlic to freshen your breath. On a 1  to 10 rating, this stuff rates a fucking 87!! Even bums would probably leave a bag full of 40s of that shit to continue fermenting on its own terms if they came across it. Porch - sitters in urban and rural areas alike prefer even the ass crack sweat of a hot and tired bull to this disgusting elixir. |
