Posted: 9/21/2005 8:02:32 PM EDT
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'Bartender. Bartender!" clunk! "ahhh honored Jedis, I had no idea, what can i do for you honored jedis?" "Im no jedi, im just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions." "ahhh many peoples have them." "lightsabers?" "questions. How about a rubly bliels?" "Corellian Ale, in a clean glass." "ahhh now you seek informations?" "Yeah, what do you know about Reelo Baruk?" "A respected garbage hauler, this very establishment contracts with him to remove our garbages." "Where does he take your 'garbages'?" "who cares? Out of sight out of mind says us." "You know where I can find him?" "Trulies?" "Trulies" "Wait here, I get him for you." 'Lazer blast!' "Never trust a bartender with bad grammer." "No more fooling around, wheres Reelo?" "Please, noble jedis, not in the faces! Reelos offices on higher levels, follow the garbage haulers." 'Saber Slash' "ahhhhhhhg"  |
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then it was like
Try not, do or do not. There is no try! "you will give solo to me" 'Waves hand' :A jedi's strength flows from the force, but beware of the dark side." "hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a blaster at your side." "these are not the donuts we were looking for." "roger roger" "luke, im your father.........................................and your uncle."
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