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9/10/2005 7:41:52 PM EDT
OK, on another forum I frequent, a guy posted a pic of himself being stupid. Well, I need a good phrase to put in here to bust his balls a bit. So, give me some good captions and I'll think of a few myself. Then, we will post the pic everywhere we go and get it spreading like wild fire!! Muwahahaha!!



Thanks,
Kris

ETA: try to keep them somewhat censored. Ghey captions are OK though.
9/10/2005 7:42:45 PM EDT
[#1]
"Sweet mother of mercy, I've got a lime green hatchback as well."
9/10/2005 7:42:53 PM EDT
[#2]

..you know I'm training to be a cage fighter...
9/10/2005 7:42:59 PM EDT
[#3]
I really have no clue.
9/10/2005 7:43:33 PM EDT
[#4]
Pull my nipple rings?!?  I dare ya!
9/10/2005 7:44:35 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Pull my nipple rings ring?!?  I dare ya!



Fixed it.  Never heard of getting only one nipple done...
9/10/2005 7:44:55 PM EDT
[#6]
duuurrrrrr.....  
9/10/2005 7:45:50 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Pull my nipple rings ring?!?  I dare ya!



Fixed it.  Never heard of getting only one nipple done...



Oh.. yeah. He only has one.  
9/10/2005 7:46:36 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm gay as in he is
9/10/2005 7:47:38 PM EDT
[#9]
The Great Pinto Bean has arrived.






I hope like hell thats not yourself
9/10/2005 7:48:45 PM EDT
[#10]
"I swear his cock must have swollen this big right before he splooged on my headband!"

9/10/2005 7:49:59 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
The Great Pinto Bean has arrived.






I hope like hell thats not yourself



Do you really think I would post a pic of myself like that on the net? Besides my moobs are bigger.
9/10/2005 7:53:21 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
"I swear his cock must have swollen this big right before he splooged on my headband!"
img330.imageshack.us/img330/4785/ninja1small5xn.jpg



lololololl
9/10/2005 7:55:21 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
I'm gay as in he is



I guess I understand your need to edit your post from what it was originally, but even in the context of captioning the pic, it was goddamn funny.  Simple, yet what could be more appropriate?  
9/10/2005 7:57:07 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
"I swear his cock must have swollen this big right before he splooged on my headband!"
img330.imageshack.us/img330/4785/ninja1small5xn.jpg




9/10/2005 7:57:57 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
I'm gay as in he is



Thats something we didn't need to hear.
9/10/2005 7:58:07 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
"Sweet mother of mercy, I've got a lime green hatchback as well."



Exactly what I was thinking.
9/10/2005 8:00:48 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm gay as in he is



Thats something we didn't need to hear.



His post reads "I'm gas as IN he is" , not "I'm gay as he is", but I gotta admit, staraero, that was the same way I read it the first time I looked at it.  Maybe you should have left it alone after all.
9/10/2005 8:02:56 PM EDT
[#18]
"Do the Dew"
9/10/2005 8:03:44 PM EDT
[#19]

" I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"
9/10/2005 8:05:34 PM EDT
[#20]
They call me, Chicken Breast.
9/10/2005 8:07:40 PM EDT
[#21]
let me show you something my mama taught me?
9/10/2005 8:07:52 PM EDT
[#22]
I am ready for your full power shot.
9/10/2005 8:09:22 PM EDT
[#23]
Hard to think of a caption for that gem.
9/10/2005 8:10:58 PM EDT
[#24]
I just ate a square lemon this big!
9/10/2005 8:15:12 PM EDT
[#25]
"I'm going to go the police academy when I grow up so I can shoot dogs and tackle old ladies."
9/10/2005 8:15:56 PM EDT
[#26]
"I jerk off too much"
9/10/2005 8:17:53 PM EDT
[#27]
This is my dorm room where I seduce gay football players into anal sex with me by doing the "robot dance" for them topless.

HS1
9/10/2005 8:28:58 PM EDT
[#28]
kung fool
9/10/2005 8:32:14 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The Great Pinto Bean has arrived.






I hope like hell thats not yourself



Do you really think I would post a pic of myself like that on the net? Besides my moobs are bigger.





If I looked like that I would



NOT

But then again I said I would post a pic of myself shootin a Pink AR sportin only a Leapord Print Bittthong.               LONG STORY

9/10/2005 8:34:39 PM EDT
[#30]
Three words:

Weider's Weight Gain!
9/10/2005 8:36:24 PM EDT
[#31]
"Violence is not the answer.  It is a question, and the answer is yes!"
9/10/2005 8:45:39 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
This is my dorm room where I seduce gay football players into anal sex with me by doing the "robot dance" for them topless.

HS1




9/10/2005 9:08:24 PM EDT
[#33]


Caption:  "So I put my hands on his hips like this, then I put my lips on it like this........."
9/10/2005 9:12:20 PM EDT
[#34]
"Do not mock my TARD-FU ,
for the other children in my special class
have taught me well ."
9/10/2005 9:15:37 PM EDT
[#35]
"I will use my Tiger-Crane to defeat your Flaccid-Penis"
9/10/2005 9:46:51 PM EDT
[#36]
''The Qeer Hunter''hippie.gif
9/11/2005 9:44:42 AM EDT
[#37]
OMG... It was just pointed out to me but there is no real way of telling.

Do you you think this guy is also wearing a green tu-tu?

We need a photoshop pics of this clown... Like in a mall, bank robbery, taking on bad guy from TV shows.. That kind of stuff..

Found this..


9/11/2005 7:44:25 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
''The Qeer Hunter''





Good one.



9/11/2005 8:19:00 PM EDT
[#39]
"Does this picture make me look gay?"

"Have you theen my head-band?"
9/11/2005 8:21:53 PM EDT
[#40]
"I can take a full power shot from Squatdog"
9/11/2005 8:24:31 PM EDT
[#41]

Quoted:
OMG... It was just pointed out to me but there is no real way of telling.

Do you you think this guy is also wearing a green tu-tu?

We need a photoshop pics of this clown... Like in a mall, bank robbery, taking on bad guy from TV shows.. That kind of stuff..

Found this..


www.excelsiorstudios.net/photos/SD_03/batman_vs_asianclowns.JPG




+1

It really seems to have more photoshop potential than mere captioning potential.  Maybe the phtoshopping army can do something with it?
9/11/2005 8:27:36 PM EDT
[#42]


Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  
I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  
These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  
Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  
I can't wait to start yoga next year.  
I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).


Ninjas can kill anyone they want!  Ninjas cut off heads  ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
9/11/2005 8:27:53 PM EDT
[#43]
OOOOO WAAA Now I kick crap out of you OOOOOOO
9/11/2005 8:29:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Take that 7-Up yours!
9/11/2005 8:34:19 PM EDT
[#45]



The Surgeon General has determined that farting in bed and pulling the covers over an expectant mother will cause the above to occur.
9/11/2005 8:34:52 PM EDT
[#46]
img330.imageshack.us/img330/4785/ninja1small5xn.jpg


"I love ninjas with my whole body, including my pee pee."
"Dont worry mam, im from the internet."






9/11/2005 8:35:45 PM EDT
[#47]
Does this shade of green make me look gay?
9/11/2005 8:38:25 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
Take that 7-Up yours self-esteem, any shot at an already fleeting sex life, dignity...

9/11/2005 9:40:44 PM EDT
[#49]
"Holy green homosexual, Batman!
9/12/2005 6:42:49 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:
img330.imageshack.us/img330/4785/ninja1small5xn.jpg

The Surgeon General has determined that farting in bed and pulling the covers over an expectant mother will cause the above to occur.



This one is the best.


Yes, that color does make you look gay.   You can tell him I said that.
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