[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Skanks (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/6/2005 11:21:39 AM EDT
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Top 10 Skanks: The Veteran List These are the classics that we all know and abhor. To these specimens, "culture" is the noxious effuse swabbed from their rancid sores. They've distinguished themselves with a long career of full-throttled skankyness and have helped define for an entire generation the true nature of the "skank": 10 - Mariah Carey 9 - Sandra Bernard 8 - Yoko Ono 7 - Tina Turner 6 - Anna Nicole Smith 5 - Courtney Love 4 - Jenna Jameson 3 - Pamela Anderson 2 - Cher 1 - Madonna Top 10 Skanks: The "Approaching New Lows" List These are skanks that are either new to the scene or have been around a while still honing their craft. Either way, these are the top crotch-rotted skanks who have (believe it or not) probably still not reached the full zenith of their true skankopotential: 10 - Lindsay Lohan 9 - Sarah Jessica Parker 8 - Brittany Murphy 7 - Angelina Jolie 6 - Paris Hilton 5 - Drew Barrymore 4 - Brittney Spears 3 - Gwen Stefani 2 - Christine Aguilera 1 - J-Lo Top 10 Skanks: The "Whatever Happened To...?" List These are the unfullfilled skanks, the ones who had so much potential for stellar careers in skankiness, who we thought we'd see passed out drunk in the street in front of a Hollywood club covered in their own pee and vomit for years to come - yet for some reason (most likely of their own failings) these skanks never achieved more than a moment's time in the skanko spotlight. 10 - Da Brat 9 - Chyna 8 - Monica Lewinsky 7 - Heather Graham 6 - Shakira 5 - Tanya Harding 4 - Lil' Kim 3 - Lita Ford 2 - Lisa Bonet 1 - Samantha Fox Top 5 Skanks: The Postumous List A moment of silence as we honor the dearly departed skanks who, even now, in their worm-infested state have not lost the putrid stench or utterly repulsive attributes that befits the title of a true and eternal "skank": 5 - Aliaya (potential skank) 4 - Savannah 3 - Lisa "Left-eye" Lopez 2 - Janis Joplin 1 - Wendy 0'Williams |
Very nice. You have little to no emotional attachment to your own mother, so you project your feelings to mine. Do you know who Edipus is? I think you too should have a long talk. |
Oedipus. Oedipus Rex actually. |
You start off with an unprovoked lameass psychobabble ad hominem about me and throw my mother in it too and then come back with even more freshman-psych dribble. I guess since your sisters, your momma and your sex-changed father are all meth-addicted skanks working the streets I can see why you're so sensitive to threads about skanks. Makes ya' homesick I guess. |
 
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No, I think he means Ed Ipus, guy used to be a famous MILF banger back in the day. Ed rocked. Then he married some rich 50 year old broad that was divorced from an airline executive, last I heard he was living in Scottsdale Arizona. |
 I guess I hit a nerve with this guy.  I guess I'm just a  |
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You know I can't even be mad at Macallan, I haven't been able to stop laughing since reading his reply. My herpe-encrusted, homo-streteched o-ring My se4x changed father  . I love being able to see that grown men can still be provoked to such childish name calling. Good job buddy 
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She was our First Skank, has the potential of being President Skank
Actually, I think think "Rex" was his dogs name.
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Damn, it looks like someone has taken the Mcuzi creative writing class. |
Whatever floats your boat.  |
Uncle Tom (Lehrer) covered this one back in the 60's...
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