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Posted: 8/3/2005 9:10:30 AM EDT

"If the gorilla pushes me out of the tree, shoot the dog."

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:12:15 AM EDT

[#1]

So the idiot says, "Don't bother to wrap it...I'll eat it here".

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Guess the movie

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:14:26 AM EDT

[#2]

"This is a hardware store!"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:15:07 AM EDT

[#3]

Dam

ByteTheBullet (-:

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:15:20 AM EDT

[#4]

"BAM!...Right in her mouth!"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:15:42 AM EDT

[#5]

" So the sailor says OK then, how about a little head?"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:16:25 AM EDT

[#6]

"Thanks...I just peeled the scabs off."

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:19:35 AM EDT

[#7]

"well, if 8" isn't good enough for you I'm leaving".

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:19:54 AM EDT

[#8]

"What do you think I am a friggin' fireman"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:20:09 AM EDT

[#9]

Texashark!

j/k

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:20:31 AM EDT

[#10]

"with a pitchfork!"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:21:04 AM EDT

[#11]

"Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak."

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:23:56 AM EDT

[#12]

"Here's your Christmas tree, Santa. Where would you like me to stick it?"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:25:10 AM EDT

[#13]

"....He needed the money."

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:25:13 AM EDT

[#14]

Velcro on the bottom of the pool.....

Booger on the dashboard...

Eileen.

Irene.

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:25:49 AM EDT

[#15]

So I kicked her in the mouth and broke his dick!

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:34:19 AM EDT

[#16]

So the aardvark says "Seven."

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:36:14 AM EDT

[#17]

"Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:36:48 AM EDT

[#18]

"No, because snakes don't have legs"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:37:03 AM EDT

[#19]

AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:38:39 AM EDT

[#20]

"so I put it in her butt."

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:39:09 AM EDT

[#21]

"OK I'll try it but you can't hit me over the head with a beer bottle."

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:39:52 AM EDT

[#22]

Damn, now I want to hear some of these jokes.
I know some of the ones from the punchlines, but others...

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:40:37 AM EDT

[#23]

"I sit around all day watching porn and eating Cheetos."

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:40:56 AM EDT

[#24]

What you mean "In Wrong Hole"?

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:41:14 AM EDT

[#25]

"One ducks"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:41:46 AM EDT

[#26]

"Damn superman your a mean son of a bitch when you've been drinking"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:42:25 AM EDT

[#27]

..... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:42:30 AM EDT

[#28]

So that night he put his bowling ball in the toilet.

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:43:15 AM EDT

[#29]

"getting blood on your clown costume"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:44:39 AM EDT

[#30]

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but my ass is killing me."

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:45:33 AM EDT

[#31]

"a good start"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:45:48 AM EDT

[#32]

We're gonna get that one for breaking and entering and the one for leaving the scene.

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:45:59 AM EDT

[#33]

" Thats OK, I'm riding my Harley".

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:47:04 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
"Damn superman your a mean son of a bitch when you've been drinking"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:47:30 AM EDT

[#35]

I said I need a pair of plyers, in the box, under the seat!

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:47:51 AM EDT

[#36]

"Thats interesting, but I wish you would remove my panty hose"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:48:47 AM EDT

[#37]

5! One to hold the light bulb, and four to turn the ladder.

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:50:09 AM EDT

[#38]

I'm not sick, but the guy before you was.....

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:55:42 AM EDT

[#39]

....its$20,same as in town.

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:56:19 AM EDT

[#40]

"Excuse me,
Do you have any Duck Food?"

Posted: 8/3/2005 9:56:56 AM EDT

[#41]

"If it weren't for my Horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

"the last one trips and says 'OH @*&#!'"

Posted: 8/3/2005 10:02:10 AM EDT

[#42]

......if Tina has to stick her ass in it, I'm gonna gargle with it first

Posted: 8/3/2005 10:25:49 AM EDT

[#43]

"One is a good year, the other is a fucking great year"

"He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering in my ear wondering if we had any vasolene. I told him it was under the sink. Stay strong honey I love you too!"

Posted: 8/3/2005 10:26:27 AM EDT

[#44]

That dog would bite you.

The moral of the story: Don't F____ with Uncle Frank when he's been drinking.

The Aristocrats.

R.

Posted: 8/3/2005 11:00:41 AM EDT

[#45]

That's all right, if ten didn't get the taste out of my mouth, two more wouldn't help.

Posted: 8/3/2005 11:02:39 AM EDT

[#46]

ARRRRRR, it drives me nuts

Posted: 8/3/2005 11:07:40 AM EDT

[#47]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Because their husbands have Hallo-weenies

Posted: 8/3/2005 11:07:47 AM EDT

[#48]

To get to the other side.

Oh come on, someone was bound to say it eventually.

Posted: 8/3/2005 11:11:42 AM EDT

[#49]

" ..........looks like you blew a seal ! "

Man Show Chimp skits

Posted: 8/3/2005 11:15:14 AM EDT

[#50]

Three, one to change the lightbulb,

and two to say "dude, you look totally ripped"

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