Posted: 7/29/2005 8:44:56 AM EDT
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movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=critic&id=1808589476 We were right! It is going to suck!  Someone needs to see it and report back... 
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Why? When you watch a 30 second preview and think to yourself, "Wow, that's going to bite." why would anybody need to spend money to prove the point? Rest assured, somebody here will be stupid enough to see it and report back that it is the best movie of the summer and deserving of many Academy Awards.  Check out this glowing recommendation.
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I wouldn't say that... I will agree on one thing... My dad was a fighter pilot and his take on it is: "Fighter pilots don't look like they do in the movies. Imagine a slightly overweight, balding man in his 40s..." |
Arock is Banned. Fox is either Banned or Suspended. Imbroblio is banned but I would never call him stupid. Cyanide? I don't know about his mental horsepower but I believe he's Banned. Any other names around here? |
I need another airsoft |
MAybe we could take up a collection and send..........Taxman! (not saying he's stoopid....just that the report would be funny - and we know he has nothing better to do  )
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Better include an allowance for liqour, should be about $10 total for everything |
You know movie tickets are like $7.50 these days....I guess we could get you a 40 of OE for $2.50 |
I normally go during the $5.50 times during the day, $4.50 would cover a beer and getting a burget at the place close by, plus I got a buy one get one free burger coupon |
Let’s send The Sarge! His take on the movie would almost be infinitely better than the Original! Cheaper too! |
You know. Come to think of it, taking a 5th of whiskey would probably make this movie worth an extra half a star. They could even put it in the reviews. "Spectacluar!......when wasted and masterbating!" |
Add extra points if you yell "Im gonna rock yo jaw" to the usher when they ask you to leave. |
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Here's a real, true American for you, straight from the Boston Globe: from the Boston Globe by Ty Burr "I can therefore recommend it to any and all audiences lacking higher brain functions. Sea cucumbers, perhaps. Ones waving American flags." Aren't we all blessed to have this intellectual and great American among us. What a piece of gutter tripe he must be. |
....and a-  Hope you don't waste your money FieroLoki. I think you will be, but I hope you have fun. Sit in the back.  |