Posted: 7/25/2005 2:18:43 PM EDT
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> >The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite >fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). > >These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, >Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped >into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists: > >1. The season opened today. >2. There is no limit. >3. They taste just like chicken. >4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. >5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. > >This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK > > |
If .Gov is paying the way to and from and providing ammo where do I sighn up? I'll provide my own rifle and gear. 
