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7/24/2005 4:19:54 PM EDT
From Mary Jo Kopechne

I would have been 65 years of age this year.  


Read about me and my killer below.

When Sen. Ted Kennedy was merely just another Democrat bloating on
Capitol Hill on behalf of liberal causes, it was perhaps excusable to ignore his
deplorable past.


But now that he's become a leading Republican attack dog, positioning himself
as Washington's leading arbiter of truth and integrity, the days for such
indulgence are now over.

It's time for the GOP to stand up and remind America why this chief  spokesman
had to abandon his own presidential bid in 1980 - time to say the words
Mary Jo Kopechne out loud.

As is often the case, Republicans have deluded themselves into thinking that
most Americans already know the story of how this "Conscience of the
Democratic Party" left Miss Kopechne behind to die in the waters underneath
the Edgartown Bridge in July 1969, after a night of drinking and partying with
the young blonde campaign worker. But most Americans under 40 have never
heard that story, or details of how Kennedy swam to safety, then tried to get his cousin Joe Garghan to say he was behind the wheel.

Those young voters don't know how Miss Kopechne, trapped inside Kennedy's
Oldsmobile, gasped for air until she finally died, while the Democrats'
leading Iraq war critic rushed back to his compound to formulate the best
alibi he could think of.

Neither does Generation X know how Kennedy was thrown out of Harvard on
his ear 15 years earlier -- for paying a fellow student to take his Spanish final.
Or why the US Army denied him a commission because he cheated on tests.

As they listen to the Democrats' "Liberal Lion" accuse President Bush of
"telling lie after lie after lie" to get America to go to war in Iraq, young
voters don't know about that notorious 1991 Easter weekend in Palm Beach,
when Uncle Teddy rounded up his nephews for a night on the town, an evening
that ended with one of them credibly accused of rape.

It's time for Republicans to state unabashedly that they will no longer "go
along with the gag" when it comes to Uncle Ted's rants about deception and
moral turpitude inside the Bush White House.


And if the Republicans don't, let's do it ourselves by passing this forgotten
disgrace around the Internet to wake up memories of what a fraud and fake
Teddy really is.

The Democratic Party should be ashamed to have the national disgrace from
Massachusetts as their spokesman.

Please pray for our Troops fighting for us. God Bless you All


7/24/2005 4:23:30 PM EDT
[#1]
[DUh] Oh what a sweetie! My personal Jiminey Cricket! Ignore those right-wing conspiracy-theorists. [/DUh]
7/24/2005 4:37:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Preach it brother.
7/24/2005 4:39:41 PM EDT
[#3]
...the corpulent tick...

based on recent pictures, he looks to be polishing off at least a handle of shitty scotch per week day.
7/24/2005 4:39:55 PM EDT
[#4]
And to think he is one of their top dogs.



FREE
7/24/2005 4:47:02 PM EDT
[#5]
Mary Jo Kopechne





Executive summary: Dead woman in Ted Kennedy's car

Near midnight on Chappaquiddick Island, a possibly drunk and definitely married Senator Ted Kennedy takes a right turn instead of a left. His car winds up skidding off Dike Bridge and is quickly submerged upside-down in salty Poucha Pond. His passenger, RFK office secretary Mary Jo Kopechne, is knocked into the back seat. Kennedy swims to safety, whereupon he fails to rescue his companion or even simply report the incident to anyone until the following morning.

Because no autopsy is ever performed on Kopechne's body (her body had been promptly whisked out of state) it is uncertain how long it took her to drown, if she wasn't killed on impact. Likewise, it is never established whether Kopechne was pregnant or exhibited signs of recent sexual activity.

Father: Joseph Kopechne (insurance salesman, d. 24-Dec-2003)
Mother: Gwen L. Kopechne (homemaker)

   University: Caldwell College for Women, Caldwell, NJ


7/24/2005 4:50:49 PM EDT
[#6]
My M4gery has killed less people than Ted Kennedy.
7/24/2005 4:50:51 PM EDT
[#7]
Ted Kennedy's written statement, which took several attorneys to assist him in writing. Example taken from Interview Discourse Analysis workbook, Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (FLETC) class 2003. Note: Personal vs Non-Personal Reference.

Ted Kennedy is such a bad liar, they used his statement as a classroom example.

7/24/2005 6:31:09 PM EDT
[#8]
Senator Kennedy  

MURDERER
LIAR
CHEAT
TRAITOR
SELLOUT
COMMIE
SCHMUCK
CLOSET FAG


Did I miss any?
7/24/2005 6:35:35 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Senator Kennedy  

MURDERER
LIAR
CHEAT
TRAITOR
SELLOUT
COMMIE
SCHMUCK
CLOSET FAG


Did I miss any?




You left out

DRUNK
POMPUS WIND BAG

7/24/2005 6:37:21 PM EDT
[#10]
There was a recent policical comic in which the car, labeled "Iraq" or something like that, is underwater, and Kennedy is swimming away saying, "Must . . . get out . . . of this quagmire!"
7/24/2005 6:44:14 PM EDT
[#11]
Is it OK to wish in this tread that somebody would shoot this piece of shit,  or will it start another shitstorm like when I said I'd like to see someone shoot Fienswine.
7/24/2005 6:45:14 PM EDT
[#12]
Just like Chucky Schumer, every time I see or hear Ted Kennedy speak,

I can only shake my head in utter disbelief of his complete hypocrisy and lies.


GM
7/24/2005 6:45:57 PM EDT
[#13]
SpongeTed SquareLiver......yech.


Why is it the good die young and leave behind their terrible brother???
7/24/2005 6:48:00 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Mary Jo Kopechne

www.nndb.com/people/182/000088915/kopechne-enl.jpg



Executive summary: Dead woman in Ted Kennedy's car

Near midnight on Chappaquiddick Island, a possibly drunk and definitely married Senator Ted Kennedy takes a right turn instead of a left. His car winds up skidding off Dike Bridge and is quickly submerged upside-down in salty Poucha Pond. His passenger, RFK office secretary Mary Jo Kopechne, is knocked into the back seat. Kennedy swims to safety, whereupon he fails to rescue his companion or even simply report the incident to anyone until the following morning.

Because no autopsy is ever performed on Kopechne's body (her body had been promptly whisked out of state) it is uncertain how long it took her to drown, if she wasn't killed on impact. Likewise, it is never established whether Kopechne was pregnant or exhibited signs of recent sexual activity.

Father: Joseph Kopechne (insurance salesman, d. 24-Dec-2003)
Mother: Gwen L. Kopechne (homemaker)

   University: Caldwell College for Women, Caldwell, NJ





I always thought that it was proven that she was pregnant & that she lived in an airpocket in the car for a while. I guess that wasn't true or should I say proven
7/24/2005 6:52:27 PM EDT
[#15]
I forgot about the other episodes that piece of shit has done.
Thanks for the reminders.
Now go out and tell your friends and family about Uncle Teddy.
Do it for the children
7/24/2005 6:55:26 PM EDT
[#16]
"I see Senator Kennedy has changed his position on offshore drilling."

-- Former Sen. Howell Heflin (D-AL), after seeing a National Enquirer photo of Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-MA) on top of a woman in a boat.
7/24/2005 7:09:17 PM EDT
[#17]
Senator Ted Kennedy takes a right turn instead of a left.


This was no mistake.  The main road was paved and curved to the left.  The right turn Teddy "mistakenly" made was a hard right onto a dirt road.  

Ted was busy, probably, groping Mary Jo, not paying attention and "straightened out the road", driving straight, when the dirt road curved gently to the left at the approach to the bridge, running off the bridge into the water.  

Ted was most likely looking for a private parking place with Mary Jo.  He was not just driving her home.  

From a young age, Teddy was a rich drunken playboy, whose family's political stroke kept him out of jail.  For this a$$hole to try to put himself up as morally superior to anyone is laughable.

Teddy Kennedy is a buffoon of the worst type.  

And the Democrats have aligned themselved behind this guy???
7/24/2005 7:13:34 PM EDT
[#18]
7/24/2005 7:15:39 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Senator Kennedy  

MURDERER
LIAR
CHEAT
TRAITOR
SELLOUT
COMMIE
SCHMUCK
CLOSET FAG


Did I miss any?



ENEMY OF THE STATE  

ETA: DRUNKEN SOT
7/24/2005 7:15:42 PM EDT
[#20]

And the Democrats have aligned themselved behind this guy???


Well, they do need some sort of a role model....................