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7/16/2005 5:02:40 PM EDT
Okay I see these things where they say leave a gift in an envelope. So lets say you hire an $800hr girl and put ab unch of play money into the envelope what can she legally do. You could just say it was a fantasy game you where playing so she isn't a prostitute, so I would think you couldn't get arrested and she cant do shit but leave or fall in love.
7/16/2005 5:03:47 PM EDT
[#1]
Stalk you?
7/16/2005 5:05:47 PM EDT
[#2]
Pimp Daddy will find you and make you squeal like a pig......



Jynx
7/16/2005 5:06:05 PM EDT
[#3]
I would say her pimp would beat the shit out of you, and steal you wallet and watch
7/16/2005 5:06:58 PM EDT
[#4]

Ask her if she has ever seen a $10000 bill before
7/16/2005 5:07:30 PM EDT
[#5]
Don't ever short your lawyer or a hooker.
7/16/2005 5:07:41 PM EDT
[#6]

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I would say her pimp would beat the shit out of you, and steal you wallet and watch


I wouldnt stick around
And what about these non agency escorts, you know freelance escorts. They have no pimp.
7/16/2005 5:09:46 PM EDT
[#7]
You will get your ass kicked, or your car trashed, or your house messed up, or some other really bad thing
7/16/2005 5:09:56 PM EDT
[#8]
Try it and report back.
7/16/2005 5:11:41 PM EDT
[#9]
Need someone to hold your beer?
7/16/2005 5:13:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Ever stare at the parking lot face down while being dangled out of the 10th story window by some Iron Horsemen?
7/16/2005 5:15:06 PM EDT
[#11]
I guess the good news is that you've found a way to deal with your depression?

7/16/2005 5:23:54 PM EDT
[#12]

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I guess the good news is that you've found a way to deal with your depression?



7/16/2005 5:29:34 PM EDT
[#13]
You may get away with it once but after that your name and phone number will be spread all over the escort web sites.  Sites like BigDog and RS2k have provider only boards where deadbeats and scammers are outed.
7/16/2005 5:35:54 PM EDT
[#14]

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You may get away with it once but after that your name and phone number will be spread all over the escort web sites.  Sites like BigDog and RS2k have provider only boards where deadbeats and scammers are outed.



i guess you've been black-balled then




7/16/2005 5:58:33 PM EDT
[#15]
Hmmm, my guess would be the big dude that drove over with her would come in and beat the crap out of you?
7/16/2005 6:07:51 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Okay I see these things where they say leave a gift in an envelope. So lets say you hire an $800hr girl and put ab unch of play money into the envelope what can she legally do. You could just say it was a fantasy game you where playing so she isn't a prostitute, so I would think you couldn't get arrested and she cant do shit but leave or fall in love.



Like Larry The Cable Guys says. "Fake Ti**ies, fake money, real Ti**ies real money."

I shouldnt encourage this though.
7/16/2005 6:10:03 PM EDT
[#17]
You really think this "call girl" doesn't have a man behind her to help with the "accounting" part of the biz?

Sgat1r5
7/16/2005 6:10:42 PM EDT
[#18]

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Try it and report back.



They never report back do they Bama?

Sgat1r5
7/16/2005 6:28:21 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Try it and report back.



They never report back do they Bama?

Sgat1r5



Not yet, although I'm always hopeful.
7/16/2005 6:31:51 PM EDT
[#20]

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Hmmm, my guess would be the big dude that drove over with her would come in and beat the crap out of you?



+1

BTW, even $5000 a night escorts are cheaper than marriage.
7/16/2005 6:36:08 PM EDT
[#21]

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BTW, even $5000 a night escorts are cheaper than marriage.


Everything is cheaper than marriage.
7/16/2005 6:40:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Have you no honor?

When you request an "escort",  and you agree to pay her price,  YOU PAY HER PRICE IF YOU'RE NOT A TOTAL SHITBAG.

It's called HONOR.   Maybe you've heard of it.

Always honor your deals.  That the deal may be technically illegal, as prostitution is illegal in most
places,  does NOT change that rule.

Fail to honor your deal to the girl, and the next time you call for an escort you'll end up with
a pre-op transsexual with a schwanza bigger than yours,   if you get anything at all other than
a visit from someone with a pipe wrench and a debt to collect from you.



Personally,  I don't agree with prostitution being illegal.    It's not like it will ever go away, anyway,  so I say legalize it, regulate it, and collect taxes on it.


CJ
7/16/2005 6:40:56 PM EDT
[#23]

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BTW, even $5000 a night escorts are cheaper than marriage.


Everything is cheaper than marriage.



If it flies, floats or f*cks it's cheaper to rent

7/16/2005 6:49:09 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Try it and report back.

+1
7/16/2005 6:53:48 PM EDT
[#25]
Who was the guy that posted he was bored with his CHL because nothing happened?  Maybe he should try this.  It'd probably get him a chance to use his CHL.  
7/16/2005 6:53:53 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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BTW, even $5000 a night escorts are cheaper than marriage.


Everything is cheaper than marriage.



If it flies, floats or f*cks it's cheaper to rent




Words of wisdom, right here.
7/16/2005 6:55:49 PM EDT
[#27]
Heck.  The ESCORT would skin you alive.  No need for the "chauffeur".