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AR15.COM
7/12/2005 3:57:34 PM EDT
Paris, July 7, 2005--AP and UPI reported that the French government has raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE on their four-level danger scale.  The two higher French danger levels are Surrender and Collaborate.

According to informed sources, the rise was precipitated by a fire yesterday which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing its military.  In light of the recent attacks in London, it is widely anticipated that the terror alert will be elevated to the third level before the weekend.
7/12/2005 3:59:12 PM EDT
[#1]
Wow. I figured since it was funny the first 335 times it was posted, it'd be funny on the 336th post, but it isn't. You fail at funny.
7/12/2005 4:01:39 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Wow. I figured since it was funny the first 335 times it was posted, it'd be funny on the 336th post, but it isn't. You fail at funny.



  You mean I was duped

  First time I saw it
7/12/2005 4:06:54 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wow. I figured since it was funny the first 335 times it was posted, it'd be funny on the 336th post, but it isn't. You fail at funny.



  First time I saw it



You mean today?

Bomber
7/12/2005 4:08:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Never saw that one before... and it IS funny. I now return you to your regularly scheduled topic.
7/12/2005 4:10:05 PM EDT
[#5]
rofl... awesome thread.. bump
7/12/2005 4:14:02 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
... the rise was precipitated by a fire yesterday which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing its military...



methinks they probably have quite an ample supply of white flags!  
7/12/2005 4:16:48 PM EDT
[#7]
it's incorrect. where is the "pee pants and run around in circles" level
7/12/2005 4:21:04 PM EDT
[#8]
There should be a level before YELLOW... brown or something... where they are at peace and therefore going about their everyday US hating lives.