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6/26/2005 9:58:40 AM EDT
and she's BIG

ETA: imagine a giant quivering mass of cellulite...


6/26/2005 9:59:53 AM EDT
[#1]
This thread is just fine WITHOUT pics
6/26/2005 10:00:00 AM EDT
[#2]
Two neighbors ago the lady next door had a smoking hot bod and would lay out.
6/26/2005 10:00:11 AM EDT
[#3]
ah you like it
6/26/2005 10:01:48 AM EDT
[#4]
Dont be a pussy...


Post the Pic!

6/26/2005 10:02:17 AM EDT
[#5]
on the positive side, the shade generated might cut down on the A/C bills...
6/26/2005 10:02:52 AM EDT
[#6]
pictures please.
6/26/2005 10:03:47 AM EDT
[#7]
um are we sure we wanna see this?
6/26/2005 10:04:35 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
pictures please.



they don't make a wide-angle wide enough...

damn, I just finished lunch and got up, glanced out the window and almost redecorated the room in "Rotisserie Chicken"
6/26/2005 10:16:34 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
pictures please.



6/26/2005 10:19:39 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
pictures please.



www.forestryimages.org/images/768x512/0009180.jpg



6/26/2005 10:20:51 AM EDT
[#11]
Tell her to quit hogging the sun so that others can get a tan too.
6/26/2005 10:24:11 AM EDT
[#12]
Ehhh, yer just mad cause it's not the runaway bride.....

We all know how you miss her and such.

6/26/2005 10:25:45 AM EDT
[#13]
Go borrow a kids nerf gun and be Captain Ahab for the day.
6/26/2005 10:29:40 AM EDT
[#14]
6/26/2005 10:31:57 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
pictures please.



www.forestryimages.org/images/768x512/0009180.jpg



I'd hit it..........................just don't have a gun big enough
6/26/2005 10:35:45 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Go borrow a kids nerf gun and be Captain Ahab for the day.


YARR!

we need a pirate smiley to replace the pharoah
6/26/2005 10:42:52 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Go borrow a kids nerf gun and be Captain Ahab for the day.



THIS absolutely MUST be accompanied by pics !!!



ETA :  ARRRRRR !  
6/26/2005 10:52:37 AM EDT
[#18]
Hey, fat people need a tan, too...Think of it this way, at least she's not naked.  
6/26/2005 10:52:48 AM EDT
[#19]
6/26/2005 12:08:15 PM EDT
[#20]
you should have offered to apply suntan lotion to her back
6/26/2005 12:10:27 PM EDT
[#21]
The hot MILF next door was prancing around in a wet tshirt two weeks ago.
6/26/2005 12:27:51 PM EDT
[#22]
Whales out of water can be harpooned at will. Avast yee matey, man the boats. <- close enough

Kharn
6/26/2005 12:34:00 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
you should have offered to apply suntan lotion to her back



My driveway isn't big enough for a tanker of Coppertone. It would have to be applied with one of those airport foam-spraying firetrucks.

6/26/2005 12:34:31 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
Ehhh, yer just mad cause it's not the runaway bride.....

We all know how you miss her and such.




America's Sweetheart!

6/26/2005 12:58:36 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
My driveway isn't big enough for a tanker of Coppertone. It would have to be applied with one of those airport foam-spraying firetrucks.




This might be more pratical.........maybe your states Army NG unit needs to be called out!

6/26/2005 1:03:03 PM EDT
[#26]
Call PETA or whoever rescues beached whales.  Bring buckets and shovels.