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6/11/2005 9:15:14 PM EDT
I've been on the toilet nine times in three hours, my legs and ass are numb! I've got me the hershy squirts real bad. Would you think it was the Taco Bells late night snack, followed by a banana split.

Gotta run!
6/11/2005 9:16:17 PM EDT
[#1]
umm good too know.
6/11/2005 9:16:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Thanks for sharing that. Are you related to MrsBRF?
6/11/2005 9:16:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Thank you for informing me on the status of your colon.

6/11/2005 9:17:10 PM EDT
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6/11/2005 9:17:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Does it burn?
6/11/2005 9:17:45 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/2A373/tmi.jpg

Precisley.
6/11/2005 9:18:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Anal Gonorrea

6/11/2005 9:20:17 PM EDT
[#8]
No pain, no strain just squat and drain
6/11/2005 9:25:45 PM EDT
[#9]
I'm oversharing?

Who needs a colon cleaning?   Not me thats fer sure. For everyone else Taco Bell #5, followed by somethin' ice creamy.
6/11/2005 9:26:47 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/2A373/tmi.jpg




+1000000000
6/11/2005 9:29:32 PM EDT
[#11]
Does it feel like battery acid yet?

Aloe Vera helps too when you are all through.
6/11/2005 9:34:44 PM EDT
[#12]
How does this thread contribute to this forum?

6/11/2005 9:35:04 PM EDT
[#13]
Let us know when you get to the "anal dry heaves" stage.  It will almost be over by then.

(I can't fucking believe I actually wrote "anal dry heaves")
6/11/2005 9:37:09 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
How does this thread contribute to this forum?




How does 99% of the threads posted contribute?  They don't.  It's just mindless entertainment.  
6/11/2005 9:40:17 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How does this thread contribute to this forum?




How does 99% of the threads posted contribute?  They don't.  It's just mindless entertainment.  




I'm gonna hafta +1 that.
6/11/2005 9:41:15 PM EDT
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How does this thread contribute to this forum?






Perfectly, do you know where you are??

GENERAL Discussion!!

6/11/2005 9:42:30 PM EDT
[#17]
wishing you the best......
6/11/2005 9:43:11 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How does this thread contribute to this forum?




How does 99% of the threads posted contribute?  They don't.  It's just mindless entertainment.  



This thread is entertaining?
I agree that most threads here are mindless bullshit, but are at least informative or amusing on some level.  

But to read about some other guys' diarrhea?  Maybe if he had been cleaning his gun while he developed the runs and had to take his gun with him to the bathroom and then his wife comes up and sees him exit the bathroom with a, say, Barrett .50.  

Now that would qualify as entertainment.


But not this.



6/11/2005 9:45:35 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How does this thread contribute to this forum?




How does 99% of the threads posted contribute?  They don't.  It's just mindless entertainment.  



This thread is entertaining?
I agree that most threads here are mindless bullshit, but are at least informative or amusing on some level.  

But to read about some other guys' diarrhea?  Maybe if he had been cleaning his gun while he developed the runs and had to take his gun with him to the bathroom and then his wife comes up and sees him exit the bathroom with a, say, Barrett .50.  

Now that would qualify as entertainment.


But not this.







Okay?!  Don't let the door hit in yours ass on the way out.
6/11/2005 9:45:59 PM EDT
[#20]
I used to think threads like this were funny
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and then I turned 7.
6/11/2005 9:47:38 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How does this thread contribute to this forum?




How does 99% of the threads posted contribute?  They don't.  It's just mindless entertainment.  



This thread is entertaining?
I agree that most threads here are mindless bullshit, but are at least informative or amusing on some level.  

But to read about some other guys' diarrhea?  Maybe if he had been cleaning his gun while he developed the runs and had to take his gun with him to the bathroom and then his wife comes up and sees him exit the bathroom with a, say, Barrett .50.  

Now that would qualify as entertainment.


But not this.







Okay?!  Don't let the door hit in yours ass on the way out.



How determined are you to defend the validity of this thread?  

By the way, hope you feel better.


6/11/2005 9:48:09 PM EDT
[#22]
BTW, how much can a colon hold??

Geez, there can't be anything left in there by now!
6/11/2005 9:51:41 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How does this thread contribute to this forum?




How does 99% of the threads posted contribute?  They don't.  It's just mindless entertainment.  



This thread is entertaining?
I agree that most threads here are mindless bullshit, but are at least informative or amusing on some level.  

But to read about some other guys' diarrhea?  Maybe if he had been cleaning his gun while he developed the runs and had to take his gun with him to the bathroom and then his wife comes up and sees him exit the bathroom with a, say, Barrett .50.  

Now that would qualify as entertainment.


But not this.







Okay?!  Don't let the door hit in yours ass on the way out.



How determined are you to defend the validity of this thread?  

By the way, hope you feel better.





I'm not trying to validate anything, don't have to. If you don't like it, leave, no one will miss you.
6/11/2005 9:53:05 PM EDT
[#24]
Does your butt plug have a name? Like Leroy or Derrick?  
6/11/2005 9:57:24 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How does this thread contribute to this forum?




How does 99% of the threads posted contribute?  They don't.  It's just mindless entertainment.  



This thread is entertaining?
I agree that most threads here are mindless bullshit, but are at least informative or amusing on some level.  

But to read about some other guys' diarrhea?  Maybe if he had been cleaning his gun while he developed the runs and had to take his gun with him to the bathroom and then his wife comes up and sees him exit the bathroom with a, say, Barrett .50.  

Now that would qualify as entertainment.


But not this.






It's like having the urge to laugh when you see someone trip in front of you.  It shouldn't be entertaining but it is.  His ass is burning and not mine therefore it's funny!  I've already offered a helpfull tip to eaze the pain so now this thread is also educational.  So there!
6/11/2005 10:04:29 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How does this thread contribute to this forum?




How does 99% of the threads posted contribute?  They don't.  It's just mindless entertainment.  



This thread is entertaining?
I agree that most threads here are mindless bullshit, but are at least informative or amusing on some level.  

But to read about some other guys' diarrhea?  Maybe if he had been cleaning his gun while he developed the runs and had to take his gun with him to the bathroom and then his wife comes up and sees him exit the bathroom with a, say, Barrett .50.  

Now that would qualify as entertainment.


But not this.






It's like having the urge to laugh when you see someone trip in front of you.  It shouldn't be entertaining but it is.  His ass is burning and not mine therefore it's funny!  I've already offered a helpfull tip to eaze the pain so now this thread is also educational.  So there!



I stand corrected.  

But just a little bit.

6/11/2005 10:26:24 PM EDT
[#27]
At least you don't work in a computer lab, where 60% of the users are hot chicks taking tests, then you have to go poop 4 times in an hour before someone else comes to help out with the users. That night was hell.
6/11/2005 10:39:53 PM EDT
[#28]
Could be worse .

Could be squirting out both ends

Or you could be in a blackout trapped in an elevator
6/11/2005 10:43:11 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
How does this thread contribute to this forum?




Someone here is always talking shit.