Posted: 6/10/2005 8:59:51 AM EDT
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As some of you know (those that remember me) know, I lost my job of ten years last Feb. I am now working a new day job, and working nights as a bouncer again. Right now I am in Tenn. working the www.bonnaroo.com/2005 festival. Holy crap, I really can NOT stand Hippies!!!! They small bad and most of the girls need a hair brush, a shower and three more years of education!!! God I miss the city! Philadelphia is soooooo far away!! I jacked some dude for about two pounds of pot last night  , the sheriff's dept. loved me. But I am soooooo F-ing out of place here!!!!What is your worst hippy run-in? Please make me laugh, I am stuck in this smelly mud pit untill Sunday night!!!  |
you forgot the hippie chicks need razors too for them hair legs and pits. nasty. 2 lbs of ganj is a LOT! |
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This isnt a funny story or anything, but I knew a hippy once (this was during a dark time in my past- hung out with the wrong crowd). He was always on something, either weed, payote, shrooms, ect. Turns out one day he and a bunch of his friends went down to Texas I believe, rolled his VW bus and he died. Not sure about the others on board. That's my hippie encounter. |
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So most of you that have had discussions with me before know I'm from the East Bay Area of California. First there are no such thing as hippies. Real hippies died off years ago or got jobs. These fags are just posers, so no matter what you do to them it's ok. I was seeing this one chick who decided she wanted to take me somewhere. Turns out she drags me to the People's Park in Berkeley for a People's Park Council meeting. Translation, homeless faggots bitching about the city fucking up the park. Like I said before these fags are posers. So they are passing around the "Sacred Feather". They don't like it if people talk and do not have the feather. It get's passed to me, and I try to hand it to the next guy. They are all trying to tell me I don't understand and I have their attention. I tell them I don't want their attention, yet they get insistant. So I stand up and say "O.K. you mother fuckers, I'm going to do you all the biggest favor you'll ever get in your life". I reach into my pocket and take out my lighter. I set the fether on fire. Then I tell them "Look, I'm a grown up. I don't need any goddamn feather to command your attention. I've been in the software biz for a while now, and every meeting I've been in we speak to each other respectfully without the need for faggot drama. You won't be taken seriously in any forum is you act like a dipshit" When the yelling started I said "Now that's another example of people not discussing things like grown ups. I'm going to go get some beer." One of the runaway kids decided to join me and we walked off. I haven't gone out with that girl since. Later I talked some sense into the kid. i put him on a Bart train and sent him home. |
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If it saves one child, then it's worth it.......   
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WHOOOOOS Comin with me??!? /half baked. |
For those who don't know, The People's Park is a shithole smack in the middle of Berkeley, one block off Telegraph Ave (see: poser/fag/pothead/goth/whatever Lane) The whole controversy about The People's Park (which is a little strip of land where people you or I would try our best to avoid hanging out with, or would feel the need to draw down on if the people who hang there approached us at night if for some reason you were dumb enough to go there at night) is that UC Berkeley purchased the land a while ago and was going to turn it into more Campus housing for their expending student body. The Hippy posers had a problem with this and began rioting. Yes, they were RIOTING because someone wanted to tear up a little shithole strip of grass, a rock and a couple small trees and turn it into something usable. I went onto Telegraph Ave with my father and all the Officer's cars had the windows taped up so the glass wouldn't shatter when the Hippy Posers threw rocks/bottles/dirty needles at them. Officers were at least two to a car, and foot patrol were heavily armed and walked in packs for their protection (no, wait, they were really The Man keeping down The People - some Hippy poser told me that). Groups of Hippy Posers would form every so often, smoke a couple bowls of pot and possibly some other drugs and get charged up and roam down the street in a large pack assaulting people or vandalizing storefronts. It kept going on until UC Berkeley abandoned their new dorms at The PP (did I mention it smelled like human defecation all the time there?) while the Hippy Posers were doing night time vigils singing kum-bay-yah. And now you know. |
Yeah. Some of them don't have any shame, either. One particulary disgusting "female" walked right up to my co-worker and squeezed her on the butt. Scared the hell of my friend. |
That is AWESOME. If I ever meet you I'm buying you a beer. |
This is the best thing I've read all week. You're my freakin' hero.  [cartman] Goddamn Hippies! [/cartman] |
Oh Goddamn who let them bastards in the state. Plan 3 Bravo is a go! |
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothin' funnier than a burnin' hippie.......'cept maybe a burnin' ....... welll, I wouldn't wanna break the CoC now, would I?????
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I prosecuted the Reverend Roland A. Duby (aka Marijuana Man) once. I didn't take the plea, but when his lawyer fired him, I said "What's the matter? You didn't want file a fringed flag motion?" All the blood drained out of her face. "How did you know??????" 
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ETA - doesn't anybody ever choose colors for the website that aren't eyeball-melting bright? |
A certain segment of the "citizen sovereign" or "freeman" community believes that a court which displays a US flag with fringe on it is effectively a court operating under Admiralty law & jurisdiction, and therefore not a court of law/Common Law, and IIRC only has jurisdiction over a non-admiralty litigant if he concedes it. Something like that. I believe that Prof and I baited the "psychopolitician" guy into a lengthy and knowing discussion of the issue. Marijuana Man wanted his lawyer to file a motion to dismiss based on the fact that the US flag in the courtroom (bought in bulk by the State of Florida from the low bidder) had fringe around it. I had read his webpage(s) and she hadn't, so I was able to make a wild guess how he drove her off. |
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The best story I can give didn't even happen this year. Last years Bonnaroo, Some guy was tripping his face off, naked, standing on top of a camper, wacking off. Yelling that he has the biggest cock in the world. Some of our guys were trying to get him down. Lets just say he "splattered" one of our guys. Then tries to piss on him! Slips on his piss, falls, breaks his neck and dies. It sucks the guy died, but just think how bad it would have sucked to be him if he came to, found out he DID'NT have the biggest cock, and that he was wacking off on a guy!!!!  |
How about the Star Trek episode that actually featured hippies? Ironically, Spock was the one that could "jive" with them the best. |