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6/9/2005 7:37:13 PM EDT
At the risk of losing some points off my mancard, I have been hooked on them. I still love beer, but I'm digging them. Using Rain Vodka, Apple Pucker, Rose's Appletinis, and fresh sliced Granny Smith Apples.

6/9/2005 7:37:58 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
At the risk of losing some points off my mancard, I have been hooked on them. I still love beer, but I'm digging them. Using Rain Vodka, Apple Pucker, Rose's Appletinis, and fresh sliced Granny Smith Apples.




6/9/2005 7:40:14 PM EDT
[#2]
...!
6/9/2005 7:41:51 PM EDT
[#3]
I make 'em with whatever vodka is on hand, Dekuyper "Sour Apple Pucker" and a dash of pre packaged sweet & sour.   Really good and I have yet to meet a woman that didn't love them too!
6/9/2005 7:42:21 PM EDT
[#4]
You have got to be kidding me.

6/9/2005 7:44:58 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
You have got to be kidding me.




No, just didn't want Killian's tonight.
6/9/2005 7:47:25 PM EDT
[#6]
Drink what you want, as long as it isn't Zima.

G23c
6/9/2005 7:54:50 PM EDT
[#7]
When you get into amyl nitrate and "Tina" please don't tell us about it
6/9/2005 8:10:52 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Drink what you want, as long as it isn't Zima.

G23c




you know what ZIMA stands for?

I have Zomething In My Ass
6/9/2005 8:30:42 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
you know what ZIMA stands for?

I have Zomething In My Ass







Literally choking on my nacho's fron laughing so hard......
6/9/2005 8:33:29 PM EDT
[#10]
I'm not incline to Martini's in general, but my brother likes appletinis and I'll admit I find them drinkable.  My brother doesn't like beer at all though.  Thank god for my Sis in law, atleast her and I can drink some stouts and enjoy them at some dive bar.

Guys are allowed to drink Mikes Hard Lemonade and Smirnoff Ice but they aren't allowed to drink Zima?
6/9/2005 8:36:06 PM EDT
[#11]
Your man card is under review, if we find that you have voluntarily watched so much as one episode of Sex in the City your man card will be suspended.
6/9/2005 8:38:11 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
I'm not incline to Martini's in general, but my brother likes appletinis and I'll admit I find them drinkable.  My brother doesn't like beer at all though.  Thank god for my Sis in law, atleast her and I can drink some stouts and enjoy them at some dive bar.

Guys are allowed to drink Mikes Hard Lemonade and Smirnoff Ice but they aren't allowed to drink Zima?



Who told you that?  Those are total chick drinks.
6/9/2005 8:39:13 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
You have got to be kidding me.




Dude, they're like crack.
6/9/2005 8:48:25 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Your man card is under review, if we find that you have voluntarily watched so much as one episode of Sex in the City your man card will be suspended.



If it isn't Fox News, History Channel, or Adult Swim..... I don't watch anything.
6/10/2005 12:27:20 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
I make 'em with whatever vodka is on hand, Dekuyper "Sour Apple Pucker" and a dash of pre packaged sweet & sour.   Really good and I have yet to meet a woman that didn't love them too!



That should give you a little clue about how cool apple martinis are.  

If you want to drink a man's martini, just put some gin into a glass.  Open a bottle of vermouth on the other side of the room so that the faintest whiff of its aroma will waft across the room and pass over the gin.  Now put the cap back on the vermouth and drink the damn gin like a man!
6/10/2005 3:29:23 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
At the risk of losing some points off my mancard, I have been hooked on them. I still love beer, but I'm digging them. Using Rain Vodka, Apple Pucker, Rose's Appletinis, and fresh sliced Granny Smith Apples.




Maybe you should try them with cranberry juice too.  Should keep you from getting a yeast infection.  I feel ashamed enough ordering a dirty martini.  Apple??  
6/10/2005 3:40:44 AM EDT
[#17]
Ya ever drink a Pina Colada or Rum and Coke?

Chick's drinks. I like screwdrivers, and I ain't gay. But I do like gladiator movies.
6/10/2005 3:45:39 AM EDT
[#18]
Martinis are like breasts:
One's not enough and three is too many.
I had 5 last nite...of the apple variety.
a Tad cranky thisAM...well, crankier than usual.
6/10/2005 3:54:30 AM EDT
[#19]

At risk of turning this into a "is this ghey
thread," the only cocktails that I drink
are vodka tonics or gin and tonics. Both
of these drinks have limes.

Question: if appletinis are ghey because
they are fruit flavored, then why are limes
OK?

6/10/2005 4:07:11 AM EDT
[#20]
How's about posting the actual reciepe for apple-tinis?  Wife has been getting them when we go out at $8.50 a pop.  I'd like to make my own.  
6/10/2005 4:20:54 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
How's about posting the actual reciepe for apple-tinis?  Wife has been getting them when we go out at $8.50 a pop.  I'd like to make my own.  



Depends on how she likes them:
Stronerg = equal part vodka and apple pucker
Weaker= equal parts Rose' apple martnini mix and vodka

For a different twist make a red apple martini:
2oz Alize pink passion
2oz apple pucker
1 oz cranberry


6/10/2005 4:27:52 AM EDT
[#22]
Rum and Cokes are teh gay?? Tell that to all my freinds

My favorite drink in Korea is a hard liquor called soju (extremly popular)...

It is available in all sorts of flavors, chery and grape are my favorites...

Soju is usually served in a big tall glass with ice.

The alcohol has almost no taste when it is properly mixed with a flavoring, and it goes down WAY too easily.

It is all too easy to suck down a few quarts of the stuff and become, shall we say, VERY intoxicated

A big combat bottle of soju generally runs less than 10  bucks downtown.
6/10/2005 4:31:43 AM EDT
[#23]
According to the TV show "Two and a Half Men" last week.  This is the office ghey drink.  

R.
6/10/2005 6:07:51 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
At risk of turning this into a "is this ghey
thread," the only cocktails that I drink
are vodka tonics or gin and tonics. Both
of these drinks have limes.

Question: if appletinis are ghey because
they are fruit flavored, then why are limes
OK?




Because with limes you are halfway to Tequila shots!!!
6/10/2005 6:17:07 AM EDT
[#25]
We had a little retirement celebration for somebody at the office two days ago.  Seemed like everybody was drinking one of those.    To each their own I guess.  A friend of mine is working on a "mangotini".  Mango martini might be good, kinda tropical.  Still, I'll take my Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.  
6/10/2005 6:22:59 AM EDT
[#26]
What happen to beer and jack daniels?

Quit fucking around with them teenyboppoerpussydrinks and get to basics!
CH
6/10/2005 6:23:35 AM EDT
[#27]
If you ever get tired of the apple martinis, give espresso martinis a go. What a combination of my two favorite beverages.
6/10/2005 6:33:05 AM EDT
[#28]
Any drink that takes away the flavor of the liquor is a ghey drink.  Since Vodka has very little flavor to begin with, it should only be added to normally occuring substances like orange juice. Since pucker is a contrived substance, mixing it with vodka is art. That is ghey. Men don't consume for the artistic value.

Edited to clarify: Men don't consume for artistic value of the non-alcoholic portion of the drink. The art in brewing, fermenting, and distilling is masculine.
6/10/2005 6:35:36 AM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
At risk of turning this into a "is this ghey
thread," the only cocktails that I drink
are vodka tonics or gin and tonics. Both
of these drinks have limes.

Question: if appletinis are ghey because
they are fruit flavored, then why are limes
OK?




'cause they keep the scurvy in check.
duh.


arrrrrrrrrr
6/10/2005 6:44:00 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Question: if appletinis are ghey because
they are fruit flavored, then why are limes
OK?



'cause they keep the scurvy in check.
duh.



Well, if I am ever on a ship in the middle
of the Atlantic with a bunch of stinking
men with nary an island girl in sight, I
guess I've got my drink choice going for
me.


6/10/2005 6:58:46 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
At the risk of losing some points off my mancard, I have been hooked on them. I still love beer, but I'm digging them. Using Rain Vodka, Apple Pucker, Rose's Appletinis, and fresh sliced Granny Smith Apples.




With a little Michael Bolton for ambiance?
6/10/2005 10:55:56 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Rum and Cokes are teh gay?? Tell that to all my freinds

My favorite drink in Korea is a hard liquor called soju (extremly popular)...

It is available in all sorts of flavors, chery and grape are my favorites...

Soju is usually served in a big tall glass with ice.

The alcohol has almost no taste when it is properly mixed with a flavoring, and it goes down WAY too easily.

It is all too easy to suck down a few quarts of the stuff and become, shall we say, VERY intoxicated

A big combat bottle of soju generally runs less than 10  bucks downtown.




had a korean waitress who gave me a bottle of soju as a gift.  put down the whole 375 in about an hour, mainly due to how easy-drinking it is.  

now, i've never been hit with a sledgehammer, but...

6/10/2005 11:04:02 AM EDT
[#33]
Try this out if you like apple martinis.

Called red apple(funny part is it taste like it)
crown royal, peach snchaps(sp), cranberry(got to double check on this one)

taste great.
6/10/2005 11:10:42 AM EDT
[#34]
i keep giving y'all recipes that i've spent a long time perfecting.  here's the recipe that got yuppies and elderly jazz fans to wade through all the thugs in deep ellum and come to my bar:

the woman version:

1 oz. ciroc vodka (actually a grappa, but oh well)
1 oz. apple pucker
1/2 oz. midori
STSOOI  (shake the shit out of it)

the man version:

2 oz. ciroc
1/2 oz. pucker
1/4 oz midori
STSOOI

the grape and melon flavors serve to round out the tartness of the pucker, and provide a complete flavor experience, which has been referred to, by many, many women as "liquid panty remover".
6/10/2005 11:20:31 AM EDT
[#35]
Appletini's are cool. I agree with the Zima comment. I'm a strait Jack (started as Good Ol' Tennessee Sippin' Whiskey!), Dewars and Johnny Walker Guy. I like the occasional mixed drink with Jack, Pineapple and ORange Juice (PIO's Beating Stick, google it!).

But it doesn't say much for me since I'm 19. I only drink at my house late at night while on ARFCOM

The difference for me is:

Friend: Man, when I turn 21 I'm getting so fucked up!
Me: Man, a week before I turn 21 I'm spending every hour working for extra cash and filling out Class III transfers
Friend: Why the hell would you do that?
Me: A Gemtech on a SBR AR15 won't give me the spins
6/10/2005 11:51:20 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Martinis are like breasts:
One's not enough and three is too many.




Actually, I prefer three breasts!

Two in the front and one in the back for slow dancing!  
6/10/2005 11:55:24 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Question: if appletinis are ghey because
they are fruit flavored, then why are limes
OK?




It ain't the fruit that makes drinks ghey, it's the sugary mixes.  I don't understand how people can graduate into adulthood and still want their beverages to taste like children's drinks.  
6/10/2005 12:03:16 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Drink what you want, as long as it isn't Zima.

G23c




you know what ZIMA stands for?

I have Zomething In My Ass





First time I ever heard THAT one!!