[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Team America (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 5/21/2005 5:58:59 PM EDT
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The guys in my office are watching Team America on one of the computers right now. They are laughing so hard and I'm trying to ignore the movie because I'd like to wait until I can actually watch it to watch it. Is it worth a rent or no? |
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"if you want to help your friends gary. suck my cock" theme song] america. fuck yeah coming again to save the mother fuckin day. yeah america. fuck yeah. freedom is the only way. terorists your game is through. team america is coming for you. america. fuck yeah. so lick my butt and suck my balls yeah. america. fuck yeah. |
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Bought it last night...we watched it at the fire station tonight. Battalion Chief came by just in time to see the puppet sex... Great flick! I love when the leftie actors start getting killed off...I just wish Michael Moore would have died in a more humiliating, degrading, idiotic way. |
What man in his right mind wouln't make that promise?  that was one of the greatest movie moments of all freaking time. None of us were expecting the sex scean to be waht it was. I was on the verge of falling out of the chair when that came on.
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America... America... America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow FUCK YEAH! McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney world, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Bed Bath And Beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Democrats, FUCK YEAH! Republicans (Republicans) (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) |
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Only A Woman I need this I need love I need you I don't need one hearbeat I need two There's an emptiness I need to fill And only one emptiness will do Only a woman Can brighten up my day Only a woman Can touch me the right way Only a woman Is allowed to touch me there All I ask is that you're a woman I like rain, I like ham I like you You're around, you're right here So you'll do I'm wanna tell you how much I love your mind But it simply isn't true Only a woman Can brighten up my day Only a woman Can touch me the right way yeah Only a woman Is allowed to do what you're doing right now All I ask is that you're a woman And on saturdays when I've been partying hard And it's four in the morning, and I'm on my fifth tab of E that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman Right now Only a woman Can brighten up my day Only a woman Can do it just the right way Only a woman Should be doing that right now I just want you to be a woman Please just be a woman Just any old woman Or a man |
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Pearl Harbor by Team America album: I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark When he made Pearl Harbor I miss you more than that movie missed the point And that’s an awful lot girl And now, now you’ve gone away And all I’m trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school He was terrible in that film I need u like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part He’s way better than Ben Affleck And now all I can think about is your smile and that shitty movie too Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked Just a little bit more than I miss you that flick had a kick ass sound track |
Wonder if you can get replicas of those guys for a resonable price? They would make some cool targets for a tactical shoot. OHHHH make them up to look like zombie terrorists and there ya go, a terroristzombie hords stage for a tac match. 
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It's Dam Good !!! I firts saw it at the theater and heard that the sex scene was toned down....I thought, How could that be!!! Then I bought the unrated DVD............Oh My Goodness...It was toned down  BTW: FUCK YEAH... |