Posted: 5/13/2005 8:45:32 AM EDT
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> > A woman bought a new Lexus LS430, and returned the next day, > complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. > > The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch > this! he said..Nelson! The radio replied, Ricky or Willie? > > Willie! He continued....and On The Road Again came from the speakers. > > The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time > she'd say, Beethoven she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she > said, Beatles! She'd get one of their awesome songs. > > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but > she swerved in time to avoid them. > > ASSHOLES! She yelled..... > > The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and > Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and > Bill Clinton on sax.   |
