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4/30/2005 2:03:36 PM EDT
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4/30/2005 2:04:45 PM EDT
[#1]
4/30/2005 2:05:00 PM EDT
[#2]
Q:  How can you tell if a woman has an orgasm?

A:  Who cares?
4/30/2005 2:05:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Not in the least bit.

You do what you gotta, she'll do what she's gotta.

Wait till you get older, and have to ask yourself... "Should I fake it???"

That's the walkin ticket for me!  
4/30/2005 2:06:07 PM EDT
[#4]
Heh - you got SERVED!
4/30/2005 2:06:10 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Not in the least bit.

You do what you gotta, she'll do what she's gotta.

Wait till you get older, and have to ask yourself... "Should I fake it???"

That's the walkin ticket for me!  



4/30/2005 2:06:39 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Not in the least bit.

You do what you gotta, she'll do what she's gotta.

Wait till you get older, and have to ask yourself... "Should I fake it???"

That's the walkin ticket for me!  



YOU fake it?  How do you go about that?  Spit in her face?

4/30/2005 2:07:09 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Q:  How can you tell if a woman has an orgasm?

A:  Who cares?



seriously, Some girls come faster than others but one thing that is strange is in some younger ladies they cannot get to that point.  Although I have never had that problem

I know its hard to believe from a guys standpoint but women can enjoy sex with out having a orgasm.
4/30/2005 2:10:12 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Sometimes it just seems to come on too fast.  Not that its a bad thing but shit i know i am not that good unless she just gets off very fast.



Don't worry about it.  Just keep on going and giver her multiples.

See how long it takes her to get off while you're eating some carpet.  

4/30/2005 2:11:26 PM EDT
[#9]
unless you have a 2" wang then dont worry.


4/30/2005 2:11:29 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Not in the least bit.

You do what you gotta, she'll do what she's gotta.

Wait till you get older, and have to ask yourself... "Should I fake it???"

That's the walkin ticket for me!  



YOU fake it?  How do you go about that?  Spit in her face?




Sometimes a man's poor decisions force him to do things.  Unpleasant things.  Unmentionable things.  Things that make you want to find a dull, rusty blade, and sever the very manhood from your body, that got you into this mess to begin with.

Then comes therapy.

Years... and years of therapy.

But, you'll get by.  Somehow.  
4/30/2005 2:12:54 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:

YOU fake it?  How do you go about that?  Spit in her face?




Sometimes a man's poor decisions force him to do things.  Unpleasant things.  Unmentionable things.  Things that make you want to find a dull, rusty blade, and sever the very manhood from your body, that got you into this mess to begin with.

Then comes therapy.

Years... and years of therapy.

But, you'll get by.  Somehow.  



Just how drunk were you when you hooked up with a hildabeast that would make you consider cutting your wang off?
4/30/2005 2:14:02 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Just how drunk were you when you hooked up with a hildabeast that would make you consider cutting your wang off?



maybe "she" asked for a reach around
4/30/2005 2:14:12 PM EDT
[#13]
No.  The female orgasm is a myth.
4/30/2005 2:15:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Don't be so self conscious bro. Relax.
4/30/2005 2:16:30 PM EDT
[#15]
I would be worried.  It is a race to orgasim, and so far I am undefeated.  If they are cheating in order to win, that would piss me off.
4/30/2005 2:17:14 PM EDT
[#16]


4/30/2005 2:17:14 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Just how drunk were you when you hooked up with a hildabeast that would make you consider cutting your wang off?



maybe "she" asked for a reach around



Ya know, I think I'd be happier with the memory of a stick shift tranny, then of the D.C.

At least I could tell my friends... "Hey, I was experimenting dude."

There is NO rationale explanation for the D.C.

The "D" is for "Dumb"... figure out the "C" on your own.  This thread is about the "O"
4/30/2005 2:21:05 PM EDT
[#18]
damn bro, thats rough
4/30/2005 2:21:21 PM EDT
[#19]
Young man, I have two words to solve your female orgasm problem:
Vibrating eggs from Adam and Eve.com
4/30/2005 2:24:08 PM EDT
[#20]
Women always use Bob for orgasms...





(Battery Operated Boyfriend)
4/30/2005 2:27:50 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:


Vibrating eggs from Adam and Eve.com



I must live a sheltered life, they even have one with a remote...
4/30/2005 2:30:02 PM EDT
[#22]
Since it is doubtful you'll ever get laid, I say don't worry.
4/30/2005 2:32:06 PM EDT
[#23]
if you actually wanna test her go at it till she is just about to have one then pull out and just sit there. if she grabs you and pulls ya back for more its real... if she looks like a certain singer that started lip singing the wrong song then shes fakin
4/30/2005 2:36:28 PM EDT
[#24]
Don't worry about it.  She'll do what she's gotta do.
4/30/2005 2:38:00 PM EDT
[#25]
if she's faking it then its her loss.
4/30/2005 2:40:14 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
if you actually wanna test her go at it till she is just about to have one then pull out and just sit there. if she grabs you and pulls ya back for more its real... if she looks like a certain singer that started lip singing the wrong song then shes fakin



That is a good idear right there.  Shouldn't need doing, but if you've gotta you've gotta.
4/30/2005 2:49:47 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Q:  How can you tell if a woman has an orgasm?

A:  Who cares?



Yep.


[Andrew Dice Clay] Unghhhh!! Get out. [Andrew Dice clay]
4/30/2005 2:52:52 PM EDT
[#28]
If she suddenly breaks out in a sweat all over, then you know you got her good.

Best way to tell.
4/30/2005 2:53:29 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Not in the least bit.

You do what you gotta, she'll do what she's gotta.

Wait till you get older, and have to ask yourself... "Should I fake it???"

That's the walkin ticket for me!  



YOU fake it?  How do you go about that?  Spit in her face?




No silly, her back.
4/30/2005 2:55:44 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
If she suddenly breaks out in a sweat all over, then you know you got her good.

Best way to tell.



Yup.  Zippy speaks the truth
4/30/2005 2:56:30 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Not in the least bit.

You do what you gotta, she'll do what she's gotta.

Wait till you get older, and have to ask yourself... "Should I fake it???"

That's the walkin ticket for me!  



YOU fake it?  How do you go about that?  Spit in her face?




No silly, her back.



Uh... before or AFTER I throw her money out the window???  
4/30/2005 2:58:22 PM EDT
[#32]
The female orgasm is not a myth - but it is more then a series of moans, yelling,etc........this can be determined by actions of her whole body.....you can TELL when she is losing control........
4/30/2005 3:05:45 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If she suddenly breaks out in a sweat all over, then you know you got her good.

Best way to tell.



Yup.  Zippy speaks the truth



Best way to tell is a finger in the tail pipe.  The rythmic muscle contractions cannot be faked.
4/30/2005 3:07:54 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
The female orgasm is not a myth - but it is more then a series of moans, yelling,etc........this can be determined by actions of her whole body.....you can TELL when she is losing control........



Yup....wacth for the Death Rattle.

When she shakes like that, it's the death of your batchlorhood.
4/30/2005 3:14:53 PM EDT
[#35]
How do you know when a Girl is horny you ask young Grasshopper---
When you stick your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse some Oats!!
4/30/2005 3:16:21 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
If she suddenly breaks out in a sweat all over, then you know you got her good.

Best way to tell.



Surefire sign is fully erect nipples, also.

If you need vibrating eggs and butterflys, you aint doin somethin right.
4/30/2005 3:21:23 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Q:  How can you tell if a woman has an orgasm?

A:  Who cares?



Yep.


[Andrew Dice Clay] Unghhhh!! Get out. [Andrew Dice clay]



My version:

Why do women fake orgasm?

They think we give a shit.





Do some muff diving, never fails to produce genuine results.  Many women don't reach orgasm from penetration.
4/30/2005 3:25:41 PM EDT
[#38]
Hey, if she's good in bed and gives you head who gives a shit! You'll never know if she's faking it. Just ram it down her throat and wipe your dick off on the curtains when you're done!
4/30/2005 3:28:12 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
Hey, if she's good in bed and gives you head who gives a shit! You'll never know if she's faking it. Just ram it down her throat and wipe your dick off on the curtains when you're done!




Holy shit I just spit my water out all over my desk
4/30/2005 3:36:36 PM EDT
[#40]
I agree with the crowd.....WHO CARES.

If you fall in love and marry her she will eventually tell you one way or another.  If you are just using her for the flavor of the week sperm donation depository then again who cares.  If you are worried about it do some land based diving.
4/30/2005 3:38:30 PM EDT
[#41]
If she has 5 or 10 then she's probably not faking.  I guess.  I figure it would be a pain in the ass to fake it 10 times when just once would do.
4/30/2005 3:38:59 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
How do you know when a Girl is horny you ask young Grasshopper---
When you stick your hand down her pants and it feels like your feeding a horse some Oats!!




now thats funny, I dont care who you are
4/30/2005 3:39:48 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Q:  How can you tell if a woman has an orgasm?

A:  Who cares?



+1
4/30/2005 3:42:10 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
Q:  How can you tell if a woman has an orgasm?

A:  Who cares?

+1000, as long as you get yours.....
4/30/2005 3:44:43 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
I am only asking you guys cause the experience on this board is so great  But seriously you older guys know alot more than a dumb kid like me.

So i am just wondering sometimes when we are going at it and just getting warmed up the heavy breathing starts and the moaning and i am just wondering is this for real. Sometimes it just seems to come on too fast.  Not that its a bad thing but shit i know i am not that good unless she just gets off very fast.

So should i be worried or should i just not care.  I would hope that if she wasn't she would at least let me know so i could try something else



Your a stud.....
Face it.

Antonio Bandares"I'm soooooooo seeeeexxxxxxyyyyyyy" Antonio Banares'
4/30/2005 3:48:39 PM EDT
[#46]
I think I understand what you are saying.  The first time I was with my wife, I thought she was nuts.  After 12 years, she is still just as loud as ever. It must be nice to be able to cream a half dozen times in one session.  I used to often ask myself if she was faking it, but am now convinced that she just likes to ball.  I always went out of my way with prior gals to make sure they got off, and a few could only reach their peak by going down on them.  My wife can jizz by just breathing on it, and I happen to like it that way.  The oddest part of it all, is that my wife is a Sunday School Teacher and Youth Choir Director.  Perfectly polite and lady like until she gets behind closed doors.    

Edit to say don't worry about it.  Just enjoy the ride, and appreciate that you have one that seems to  enjoy sex.  
4/30/2005 3:48:45 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
Q:  How can you tell if a woman has an orgasm?

A:  Who cares?



Bump
4/30/2005 3:54:25 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
Young man, I have two words to solve your female orgasm problem:

Vibrating eggs from Adam and Eve.com




Damn!!! Why would I want to hook a vibratin' system to my 'boys'????............
4/30/2005 3:56:14 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:


Vibrating eggs from Adam and Eve.com



I must live a sheltered life, they even have one with a remote...



Great invention, that remote controlled egg. If you ever hear a woman let out a strange little squeek on an airliner or in a fancy restaurant, it's probably my girlfriend.  
4/30/2005 4:02:12 PM EDT
[#50]
I think that we should invite Kacer and StonerStudent into this thread to share their insights, experiences, and techniques.


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