Posted: 4/12/2005 3:28:52 PM EDT
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Hippie Island Here is the premise. Take a medium sized island, like say Ireland (just to give a size example; we could really use one of those shit holes in the Pacific or Caribbean for this) and remove the inhabitants. Ring the island with warships to prevent escapees from among the soon-arriving new population. Place photorecon satellites in geosynchronous orbit over the island to capture live video footage of the fun. Confine all of the communists, hippies, new age types, and other assorted leftist and pacifist dirtbags to this island. Rename the island Hippie Island. The first part of the show will focus on their attempts to build a perfect civilization. If it doesn't collapse into civil war and anarchy, initiate Phase Two of the television program. Confine all Islamic terrorists to a corner of the island. Watch the fun. After the expected outcome, initiate Phase Three. Nuke the place from orbit. |
