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4/7/2005 7:57:27 AM EDT
If someone showed up in your ER and claimed that they had an erection for more that 4 hours, what would you do?
4/7/2005 8:00:31 AM EDT
[#1]
before or after laughing my ass off?
4/7/2005 8:02:04 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
If someone showed up in your ER and claimed that they had an erection for more that 4 hours, what would you do?




Been watching LaVetra ads again?
4/7/2005 8:02:38 AM EDT
[#3]
4 hour erection problems, uncle frank?
4/7/2005 8:03:02 AM EDT
[#4]
"Sir, we are going to have to amputate."
4/7/2005 8:03:58 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
If someone showed up in your ER and claimed that they had an erection for more that 4 hours, what would you do?
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Been watching LaVetra ads again?




How can you avoid them?
4/7/2005 8:04:47 AM EDT
[#6]
4 hour erection problems, uncle frank?




Just wanted to make sure it don't explode!

4/7/2005 8:08:41 AM EDT
[#7]
It's called priapism, and it is a medical emergency.  The venous outflow from the penis is restricted, and can result in tissue death.  It requires treatment ASAP.

It can also be a result of viagra type medications, and also is a result of some spinal injuries.

In any event a four hour woody is a problem, and needs to be handled promptly (no pun intended)
4/7/2005 8:17:06 AM EDT
[#8]
It's called priapism, and it is a medical emergency. The venous outflow from the penis is restricted, and can result in tissue death. It requires treatment ASAP.

It can also be a result of viagra type medications, and also is a result of some spinal injuries.

In any event a four hour woody is a problem, and needs to be handled promptly (no pun intended)




What do they do to treat it?
4/7/2005 8:18:57 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
It's called priapism, and it is a medical emergency. The venous outflow from the penis is restricted, and can result in tissue death. It requires treatment ASAP.

It can also be a result of viagra type medications, and also is a result of some spinal injuries.

In any event a four hour woody is a problem, and needs to be handled promptly (no pun intended)




What do they do to treat it?




A large needle aimed just in the right spot
4/7/2005 8:20:02 AM EDT
[#10]
they show you nekid pics of rossie and janet reno.
4/7/2005 8:22:21 AM EDT
[#11]
they show you nekid pics of rossie and janet reno.




We had to kill the patient in order to cure him.
4/7/2005 8:26:32 AM EDT
[#12]
Guy walks into the pharmacy with this problem and asks the woman what she can give him for it.

She says: "Money's tight right now but how about 3 grand and a half interest in the business?"
4/7/2005 8:27:42 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
It's called priapism, and it is a medical emergency. The venous outflow from the penis is restricted, and can result in tissue death. It requires treatment ASAP.

It can also be a result of viagra type medications, and also is a result of some spinal injuries.

In any event a four hour woody is a problem, and needs to be handled promptly (no pun intended)




What do they do to treat it?



Since you asked:


First choice is drugs to decrease smooth muscle tone, allowing blood to flow out.  If this is unsuccessful, the medication can be injected directly in the corpus cavernosum.  If this still doesn't work, the corpus can be drained using a needle.

If the cause is too much blood going in, rather than not enough coming out, you treat the inflow problem.

If it is a result of a spinal injury, you have bigger issues to worry about.

In any event, much like many medical maladies, you don't want it to happen to you.

4/7/2005 8:32:52 AM EDT
[#14]
First choice is drugs to decrease smooth muscle tone, allowing blood to flow out. If this is unsuccessful, the medication can be injected directly in the corpus cavernosum. If this still doesn't work, the corpus can be drained using a needle.




Ouch! your right about that!  Not that I need any of those drugs........yet!
4/7/2005 9:04:35 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
If someone showed up in your ER and claimed that they had an erection for more that 4 hours, what would you do?



I see a movie in the works..................Levitra Sucks