Posted: 4/7/2005 5:20:38 AM EDT
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER >> > >> > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my >> > husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically >> > telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a >> > suggestion. >> > >> > "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of >> > toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." >> > >> > Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in >> > front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. >> > >> > "How long will this take?" I asked. >> > "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. >> > I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper >> > between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the >> > years?" >> > Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" >> > >> > He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk >> > again. Stupid, stupid man. |
