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AR15.COM
3/30/2005 8:36:45 AM EDT
I've been studying a few map overlays, and have uncovered an interesting, perhaps startling trend.

Observe these two maps.


(you can view the full-size image here)
This of course, is the infamous by-county election grid map. As you can see, red and blue are interspersed somewhat equally across the map, pockets of each though seeming to clump up and congregate following certain geographic features (C.F. the coasts, the Mississipi river, Kansas).

Compare that map with this map:

And you can see a startling trend emerge.

More Red State voters prefer using the term "Pricks" whereas more Blue State voters prefer the term "Dongs." I'm certain there's a massive conspiracy at work here, but I can't wrap my hand around it...


For what it's worth, I'm more of a "Boners" man m'self.
3/30/2005 8:38:53 AM EDT
[#1]
Uhhh ok
3/30/2005 8:48:22 AM EDT
[#2]
Where is Area 51 in this mix ?
3/30/2005 8:51:25 AM EDT
[#3]
Since Area 51 is in Nye County, I'll have to go right ahead and say that it's 50 - 80% Dongs. Tough luck, I had such high hopes for that place, too...
3/30/2005 8:54:29 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
More Red State voters prefer using the term "Pricks" whereas more Blue State voters prefer the term "Dongs." I'm certain there's a massive conspiracy at work here, but I can't wrap my hand around it...