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Posted: 6/28/2001 11:16:21 PM EDT
Lately, I have been on the computer 24/7-- As opposed to my old job which was very very very physically active. Furthermore, I have been eating fast food because it's cheap, and fast, and I haven't felt like cooking. So, of course, I have gotten to be a big fat blob. This shit has to end. I'm not used to being a fatso... So, I need your opinions on the following diets. 1) Starvation 2) Ephedrine induced Starvation 3) Any other super fast weight loss diets. I don't care about any "health conciquences"-- I already smoke 2 packs a day, so i'm gunna be dead soon enough. I just don't want to have to be buried in a fucking piano box. Opinions needed only on the above 3 options.
Link Posted: 6/28/2001 11:23:47 PM EDT
Alcohol kills your appetite, so there problem solved, become an alcoholic.[beer]
Link Posted: 6/28/2001 11:34:01 PM EDT
Well, If you aren't to concerned about longevity, binging and purging works for supermodles. The last time I checked, there weren't to many obese ones. Orrrrrr...... you could just make believe that every time you eat, Rosie O'Doughnut is your lunch or dinner partner. I know that would make me throw up!!!![:D]
Link Posted: 6/28/2001 11:36:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Confederate: Alcohol kills your appetite, so there problem solved, become an alcoholic.[beer]
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Hell No! Not me.When i'm fucked up, [red]I WANNA EAT!![/red] And not healthy food either. Whose ever been fucked up and been like "Hmmmmmm...I'm all drunk, and I could really go for an [b]APPLE[/b] right now..." HELL NO! It's more like "Hmmmmmmmmm...I'm all drunk, and i'm craving an orange dipped in gravy..." Or maybe "Man! I'm drunk as hell! Y'know what would hit the spot right about now? An entire loaf of fucking bread....yeeeaaaah!"
Link Posted: 6/28/2001 11:39:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Phoenix5: binging and purging
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[b]YES!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b] I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT!!!!! God Bless Phoenix5, and god bless AR15.com. I'm gunna yack my way to a girlish figure! [:D] Consider it on the agenda.
Link Posted: 6/28/2001 11:40:08 PM EDT
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Go on chemotherapy for a couple months. Not only will you lose wieght but it will kill any cancer that you have from smoking.
Link Posted: 6/28/2001 11:48:11 PM EDT
Try crack, every crackhead I have ever seen was skinny as a rail.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 12:24:35 AM EDT
Low Carb, High Protein. Several books about it... Atkins, Protein Power etc. Neanderthin is good too (more variation). Lose the weight, without losing the testosterone. I'm a believer.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 12:31:47 AM EDT
Have you thought about that stuff that "sucks" the fat out of your system causing it to pass? I think they call it fat blocker. Warning!!! Could result in sudden uncontrollable bursts of grease! [:I] [:O]
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 1:55:05 AM EDT
call up richard simmons, he will get you sweatin to the oldies or jenny craig?
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:00:57 AM EDT
Fuck lots of sluts. Fuck 5-6 times a day, and watch the weight go down. [sex] c-rock
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:06:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:26:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:32:50 AM EDT
Ditto on the low carb high protien diet. It worked for me. I also used an supplement with ephidrine and had good results while only taking half the dose. I don't have much tolerance for stimulants. Check out Zenadrine or Hydroxycut, bothe good products that work. Can get both at GNC. Good luck.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:58:43 AM EDT
Ask your girlfriend for some crack. Stop eating, it`s called will power Stop drinking beer Stop smoking dope-munchies Go kick someones arse, like your always threatening to do. Eat like a human Stop watching your site slip into the toilet from lack of interest Those are things I can suggest here.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 6:44:24 AM EDT
[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/diet.jpg[/img] Does this work?
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 6:55:57 AM EDT
Masterbation will lose you about 10cc at a time, but can be done at your computer. You may gain some weight back from callouses(sp?), but remain focused and you will persevere.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 10:30:12 AM EDT
Get drunk. Fall down. Break jaw. Wire jaw shut. Lose weight.
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 2:31:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/29/2001 2:45:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 3:02:31 PM EDT
"Go on chemotherapy for a couple months." Oh yeah! That pasty, white, "death's door" look is a real Babe Magnet.[:P]
Link Posted: 6/29/2001 5:20:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Striker: I think I have the solution to your problem McUzi. I was planning on upgrading anyway. this way you can roller blade or skateboard your way to a trimmer fitter you and keep working on your site. The satellite link is behind me in a Red Flyer wagon. As pictured I'll sell it for $800.00 US. I'll even through in a spare roll of duct tape.[:D] [img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1281114&a=9489747&p=51121260[/img]
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I'll see you in court.
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