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2/23/2005 1:07:10 AM EDT
NOT!

Just sent an email to a recruiter for an overseas security contractor, stating that I was attaching my resume.  Hit send.

I FORGOT TO ATTACH THE FREAKING RESUME

Hit forward, attached the resume, and sent.  Hopefully he won't just think I'm an idiot.

Man.  I get the ASSHAT OF THE DAY award.
2/23/2005 1:10:46 AM EDT
[#1]
Tell him your dog erased it.
2/23/2005 1:13:17 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Tell him your dog erased it.

2/23/2005 1:16:00 AM EDT
[#3]
You didn't put that you had word processing skills on the resume, did you?

HEH

Good luck
2/23/2005 1:17:35 AM EDT
[#4]
Send the messages again.

Tell him you're having email problems that seem to be from the ISP.
2/23/2005 1:18:05 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
You didn't put that you had word processing skills on the resume, did you?

HEH

Good luck


Of course I did.  I was an office manager! D'OH!

This REALLY sucks, as this outfit is hiring Right The F*** NOW, and I'm afraid I screwed the pooch with this deal
2/23/2005 1:18:59 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Send the messages again.

Tell him you're having email problems that seem to be from the ISP.


Re-sent as soon as I caught it.  It just looks bad.
2/23/2005 1:22:47 AM EDT
[#7]
Worrying about it now won't do any good
and it might make you trip up again
2/23/2005 1:23:55 AM EDT
[#8]
No no no..  Send ALL of the messages.  Dupes and all.

The last one should say, "Apparently, i'm having challenges with my ISP and want to make sure you get my intentions.



It will show that you're very interested, and want to ensure all communication gets through.  

PLUS - Your name will be in his / her's inbox several times, resulting in seeing your name more than once.  Most interviewers see hundreds of names....it can't hurt to have one stand out.
2/23/2005 1:27:46 AM EDT
[#9]
I'm not worried.  I have a damned decent resume.  It's just looking like an IDJIT that pisses me off.

It's taken care of, and I'm not going to complicate matters by departing from the truth.
2/23/2005 1:30:13 AM EDT
[#10]
Over that haha. your too anal man.
Blame it on the computer, just say your anti-virus was enabled and didn't allow you to send attachments so you had to disable it after you where made aware.


Done,
2/23/2005 1:34:48 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Over that haha. your too anal man.
Blame it on the computer, just say your anti-virus was enabled and didn't allow you to send attachments so you had to disable it after you where made aware.


Done,


It's already done.  Don't need any stories, but when you're applying for a job with potential to make a quarter of a million dollars a year, you don't want ANYTHING to go wrong...  I'll just let the resume speak for itself.
2/23/2005 1:36:34 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
You didn't put that you had word processing skills on the resume, did you?

HEH

Good luck



Of course, if he did that wouldn't matter because it was an email screw up, not a word processing one.  
2/23/2005 1:44:45 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You didn't put that you had word processing e-mail   skills on the resume, did you?

HEH

Good luck



Of course, if he did that wouldn't matter because it was an email screw up, not a word processing one.  



Better?
2/23/2005 1:49:28 AM EDT
[#14]
[BudLight]I love you, man![/BudLight]

Actually, office skills are an important part of my background.  So yes, Virginia, there IS a turd in the punchbowl!

I just have to laugh at this.  Makes you wish for an UNSEND button.
2/23/2005 1:51:49 AM EDT
[#15]
I do have to wonder, though:  If some IDJIT did that when he was applying to me for a job, would -I- hire him?

Probably not...
2/23/2005 1:56:15 AM EDT
[#16]
That ain't nothing.


I have had the same phone number for over a year and STILL can't remember it.

SGatr15
2/23/2005 1:57:45 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
That ain't nothing.


I have had the same phone number for over a year and STILL can't remember it.

SGatr15

And play with dolls
2/23/2005 1:59:01 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
That ain't nothing.


I have had the same phone number for over a year and STILL can't remember it.

SGatr15

And play with dolls



Yup, and I really hope you get that security job because I have a GREAT role for you planned


Sgtar15
2/23/2005 2:01:24 AM EDT
[#19]
2/23/2005 3:42:16 AM EDT
[#20]
Recruiter wrote back wanting another copy of the resume.  Coolness!
2/23/2005 3:57:25 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
I do have to wonder, though:  If some IDJIT did that when he was applying to me for a job, would -I- hire him?

Probably not...

I'll have to ask why not?  You corrected the mistake immediately.
2/23/2005 3:59:37 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I do have to wonder, though:  If some IDJIT did that when he was applying to me for a job, would -I- hire him?

Probably not...

I'll have to ask why not?  You corrected the mistake immediately.


Attention to detail on important subjects, I guess.  Notice I said PROBABLY

He wrote back, so maybe I'm not dead, after all.  Of course, the Sunnis may want to correct that
2/23/2005 4:01:24 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
NOT!

Just sent an email to a recruiter for an overseas security contractor, stating that I was attaching my resume.  Hit send.

I FORGOT TO ATTACH THE FREAKING RESUME

Hit forward, attached the resume, and sent.  Hopefully he won't just think I'm an idiot.

Man.  I get the ASSHAT OF THE DAY award.





Don't feel bad. We have all been there a time or two.
2/23/2005 4:03:15 AM EDT
[#24]
^
2/23/2005 4:04:04 AM EDT
[#25]
Unless you computer skills are part of the job descritpion "No harm, no foul"!
2/23/2005 4:05:11 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
^



Now all you need to do is photoshop a "YOU SUCK AT WAR" photo and aim it at me.

2/23/2005 4:06:04 AM EDT
[#27]
reply and say the ISP stripped prohibited attachments then change your document from .doc to .doa or something with instructions to change it to .doc before opening.  Then you can pretend like you know something about computers too.
2/23/2005 4:12:45 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
^



Now all you need to do is photoshop a "YOU SUCK AT WAR" photo and aim it at me.




Done




Sgatr15
2/23/2005 4:15:57 AM EDT
[#29]
Sarge:  You -DO- realize I'm already overseas on a security contract, right?

Guy must have locked his knees... Gee, I wouldn't have ever done THAT, would I?
2/23/2005 4:17:58 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Sarge:  You -DO- realize I'm already overseas on a security contract, right?

Guy must have locked his knees... Gee, I wouldn't have ever done THAT, would I?



No I didn't know that.  SOmeday if you can tell us about what goes on over there I would love tyo hear about it.

As for the guy in the pic, well...I faint alot also when I have to stand for awhile.

SGatr15
2/23/2005 4:25:36 AM EDT
[#31]
Nothing to tell, actually.  6 months here in Kosovo so far.  Beer is forbidden, though the Muslims here drink like fish.  Tragic poverty, except for the Albanian mob, and the UN has their fingers in everything.  I stand guard duty and access control at a US Army facility to free up the soldiers to go do their peacekeeping mission.

Other than that, I'm safer than I am back home.  In fact, the window glass in my back door back home was shot out 2 weeks ago by neighbor kids with a pellet rifle.  Scared the bejeezus out of my girlfriend, who was 3 feet away at the time.  I'm going home in 6 days for a 2-week leave, and I'll be having a little "talk" with the kids and their parents, who have already owned up to the damage.

I'll probably wind up teaching the kids proper weapons safety, since obviously their folks weren't up to it.  The police took a report, and that was it.

There have been a couple of IEDs here, with 1 fatality, but nothing directed at US troops.  The fatality was a UNMIK (United Nations Mission In Kosovo) cop from Nigeria, who didn't check his vehicle for wires prior to starting it.  Oops.  The other IED was an attempted Albanian mob hit, where a US Army EOD guy inadvertently detonated the device after being called in to assist in disarming it.  He made it.

I stay on base, so very few problems.  There are a lot of Muslim KBR employees (remember the DFAC in Mosul?) so we still watch ourselves on base.
2/23/2005 4:30:05 AM EDT
[#32]
So Kpel, I know a guy that just got back from a base over in Iraq as a civilian cotractor.

He had all these "pogs" that he says are used as coins from the PBX (?)


ever hear of such a thing?

Sgatr15
2/23/2005 4:33:09 AM EDT
[#33]
Nope.  We use dollars, Euros, or "Eagle Cash" which is an Army-issued smart debit card.

We are NOT allowed to use dollars out "on the economy" to prevent money-laundering, so we use Euros out there.  In Macedonia (where we go to get away from Kosovo), we have to use Macedonian Dinars, which are about 60 to the Euro.
2/23/2005 4:35:04 AM EDT
[#34]
Well, these "pogs" have cent marking on them  I was told they are used so the coins don't make noise in a soldiers pocket.


But I never heard of such a thing before.

SGatr15
2/23/2005 4:36:47 AM EDT
[#35]
I remember "chits" from boot camp (MCRD San Diego '85) and those milk-carton "pogs" from the kids game, but we don't use anything like that here in Kosovo.