Posted: 6/21/2001 12:01:11 PM EDT
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i was in the mall across the street from my office when the alarms started going off. I ran to hide behind an old women( I'm a coward) when i spotted it thet evil Mexican Goat sucker finishing off a Goat. thats when i noticed 4 of the high dolor trained Mall nija's walking down the wall they dispatched the goat sucker with thier .308 nitrogen ball busters....It made me proud that i supported the vote that would bring me this kinda of securtiy... to all you MALL NINJA'S out there Thanks "SNIFF" |
| I was camping in the Junacalla River Valley in Peru when I woke up one morning and felt this warm breathing creature inside my sleeping bag. Well I figured it must be some kind of small creature, well come to find out it was the almighty chupicabrra. well I attempted to slide out of the bag, but I woke it up. It attacked my right leg and well I now have a van with a lift and a hydraulic acctuator for the gas and brake. |