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1/24/2005 10:16:38 AM EDT
WTF?


Old people pissing me off today?


Nope.


Young stupid kids that think they know everything...are they pissing me off today?


Nope.


Liberals with an agenda and a TV show?


Nope.

Ant burners from the midwest?


Nope.


"So Sarge...what is pissing you off today?": you ask.

Well...for me to tell you I would first have to admit it to myself.

And I don't want to do that, nor am I sure how.


So for the sake of argument, let's just say I blame the Scientology.


Thank you


Sgtar15


PS  and maybe the lawyers and doctors.
1/24/2005 10:17:55 AM EDT
[#1]
{scratches head, rubs chin}
1/24/2005 10:18:04 AM EDT
[#2]
BLAME JOHN TRAVOLTA!
1/24/2005 10:19:02 AM EDT
[#3]
Sgrea I would imagine spending as much time as you do with yourself, you should be looking at suicide as pretty strong option by now.
1/24/2005 10:19:15 AM EDT
[#4]
Fucking Chuck Norris!
1/24/2005 10:20:14 AM EDT
[#5]
The State of Washington made 1GR post that!
1/24/2005 10:21:21 AM EDT
[#6]
Go play with your dolls.
Have a tea party for them.
1/24/2005 10:22:19 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
BLAME JOHN TRAVOLTA!



+1

Add Tom Cruise
1/24/2005 10:22:32 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Sgrea I would imagine spending as much time as you do with yourself, you should be looking at suicide as pretty strong option by now.

1/24/2005 10:22:49 AM EDT
[#9]
Sarge's name jumbled is "Grease"
1/24/2005 10:23:00 AM EDT
[#10]
Someone needs to tell your wife that you need a sammich.
1/24/2005 10:27:25 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Sgrea I would imagine spending as much time as you do with yourself, you should be looking at suicide as pretty strong option by now.




I thought about it.  But every time I get close to being serious Taxman is not on-line to give me tips on how to do so.

Sgtar15


1/24/2005 12:04:24 PM EDT
[#12]
When I was very scared a long time ago,...Someone very wise once told me....

"If you have one leg in yesterday and one leg in tomorrow, you are pissing on today."

It very much helped me know that whatever comes my way in life, has a purpose and should be used as tools in life.

Maybe you don't need to admit anything,... Just pick up the tools from it.....
1/24/2005 12:14:51 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
BLAME JOHN TRAVOLTA!

1/24/2005 12:20:26 PM EDT
[#14]
If I read this right, S1r5tag is angry because he has nothing to be angry about.



Here...




That oughta do it.
1/24/2005 12:20:36 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:


"So Sarge...what is pissing you off today?": you ask.

Well...for me to tell you I would first have to admit it to myself.

And I don't want to do that, nor am I sure how.


So for the sake of argument, let's just say I blame the Scientology.


Thank you


Sgtar15


PS  and maybe the lawyers and doctors.



ya know sarge, not knowing what is pissing you off almost sounds like a bad case of PMS....
but, whatever it is....hopefully tomorrow will be better.....(I could sing tomorrow from annie but, I dont think my singing voice would cheer you up)
1/24/2005 12:22:54 PM EDT
[#16]
What, cantcha find any playmates for your doll collection there captain pedophile?
1/24/2005 12:24:08 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Sarge's name jumbled is "Grease"


Ergo, the John Tavolta and, thus, Scientology connection with all of this!

Brilliant!

Eric The(Impressed)Hun
1/24/2005 12:28:50 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Sarge's name jumbled is "Grease"


Ergo, the John Tavolta and, thus, Scientology connection with all of this!

Brilliant!

Eric The(Impressed)Hun



Y'all gats an extra "e" in thar.

Grease -> aeegrs

Sarge -> aegrs

However, one can have lots of fun with S1t5tar's name.

I'll bet he just finished reading Battlefield Earth, after deciding that the movie must not have followed the book very well.  After 3000 pages, he found out that the story just sucks.
1/24/2005 12:29:00 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
If I read this right, S1r5tag is angry because he has nothing to be angry about.



Here...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/brisk322/soldierkitten.jpg


That oughta do it.




1/24/2005 12:40:36 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
WTF?


Old people pissing me off today?


Nope.


Young stupid kids that think they know everything...are they pissing me off today?


Nope.


Liberals with an agenda and a TV show?


Nope.

Ant burners from the midwest?


Nope.


"So Sarge...what is pissing you off today?": you ask.

Well...for me to tell you I would first have to admit it to myself.

And I don't want to do that, nor am I sure how.


So for the sake of argument, let's just say I blame the Scientology.


Thank you


Sgtar15


PS  and maybe the lawyers and doctors.




If you've discovered your gay don't worry we won't hold anything against you.
1/24/2005 12:41:32 PM EDT
[#21]
I would give that a 1.1 on the rant-o-meter.
1/24/2005 12:45:58 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Go play with your dolls.
Have a tea party for them.




That's no way to treat Geppeto.  He just wants a real boy.  
1/24/2005 12:46:09 PM EDT
[#23]
Sounds like sarge is suffering from S.L.O.P. (Severe Lack of Pie)
1/24/2005 3:54:42 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
ya know sarge, not knowing what is pissing you off almost sounds like a bad case of PMS....



Actually I am a big believer that men somehow have similar PMS type emotional cycles, possibly related to the moon and tide tables.  I believe these mood swings last much longer in men than they do in women.


Seriously.

SGatr15

PS  and I feel better now...thank you (almost) all
1/24/2005 3:58:34 PM EDT
[#25]
He's just pissy because he always has to catch while cyanide pitches.
1/24/2005 4:25:40 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
If I read this right, S1r5tag is angry because he has nothing to be angry about.



Here...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/brisk322/soldierkitten.jpg


That oughta do it.



Those are Domokuns.
1/24/2005 7:06:37 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
If I read this right, S1r5tag is angry because he has nothing to be angry about.



Kind of like the Ren and Stimpy episode where Stimpy forces Ren into the "Happy Helmet", then Ren, finally free of the helmet, realizes (while trying to kill Stimpy) that being angry is what makes him happiest!

Poor Sarge...
1/24/2005 7:19:02 PM EDT
[#28]
sgtar15, try not to worry about it and diffinately, it's nothing to be ashamed of.  Just put two tablespoons of epson salt into a glass of water and you'll be better by morning, I promise!

Patty