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1/19/2005 12:26:02 PM EDT
Since this is one of the few places I found reliable enough--Is Ron White (Blue Collar Comedian) dead?  I heard a rumor and the internet  isn't helpful at all.
1/19/2005 12:27:07 PM EDT
[#1]
I have not heard anything. If he is the Mrs's is going to be pissed. She wanted to go to one of his shows.
1/19/2005 12:27:50 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm sure it would've made a few headlines.
1/19/2005 12:28:01 PM EDT
[#3]
I know that he prefers to drink IN the bar, with his hat on.
1/19/2005 12:29:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I know that he prefers to drink IN the bar, with his hat on.


Not in PUB-LIKKKK?
1/19/2005 12:29:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Even if you type it into Yahoo, you get some of the "also try" Ron White Death, Ron White Dies, etc.  Maybe just an elaborate hoax.
1/19/2005 12:30:43 PM EDT
[#6]
They call me.....tater salad....
1/19/2005 12:31:00 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Since this is one of the few places I found reliable enough--Is Ron White (Blue Collar Comedian) dead?  I heard a rumor and the internet  isn't helpful at all.
I hope not.  He's a funny bastard.
1/19/2005 12:33:04 PM EDT
[#8]
i heard that rumor as well.......................
1/19/2005 12:33:37 PM EDT
[#9]
http://www.comedyhome.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000233

hoax.
1/19/2005 12:33:57 PM EDT
[#10]
www.tatersalad.com/

I assume from the "This is Ron White coming to you from the land of the not so dead" comment that this rumor has been going around...
1/19/2005 12:36:33 PM EDT
[#11]
The Detroit Free Press ran an ad 2 days ago selling tickets to his show this Saturday at the Fox Theatre.
1/19/2005 12:37:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I know that he prefers to drink IN the bar, with his hat on.


Not in PUB-LIKKKK?


"We broke a chair over my thigh"
1/19/2005 12:37:23 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Since this is one of the few places I found reliable enough--Is Ron White (Blue Collar Comedian) dead?  I heard a rumor and the internet  isn't helpful at all.
I hope not.  He's a funny bastard.


+1
1/19/2005 12:39:48 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I know that he prefers to drink IN the bar, with his hat on.


Not in PUB-LIKKKK?


"We broke a chair over my thigh"


"Apparently I had the right to remain silent......... but not the ability."
1/19/2005 1:25:07 PM EDT
[#15]
Q:  "How far do you figure we can make it with one engine?"  
A:  "All the way to the scene of the crash.  I figure we'll beat the ambulance by a good 20 minutes!"
1/19/2005 1:29:40 PM EDT
[#16]
"I didn't know how many it would take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use."
1/19/2005 1:30:03 PM EDT
[#17]
"What are ya? Mormorn?"
1/19/2005 1:39:21 PM EDT
[#18]
"Not only do we believe in the death penalty in Texas.....

We're putting in an express lane"


Me and Ms. Coz are planning on going to see him in March at the Coushatta Casino.....

Better still be alive or that's gonna smell somethin fierce in there
1/19/2005 1:40:28 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Q:  "How far do you figure we can make it with one engine?"  
A:  "All the way to the scene of the crash.  I figure we'll beat the ambulance by a good 20 minutes!"
1/19/2005 1:45:54 PM EDT
[#20]
"We were traveling at the speed of smell"
1/19/2005 1:48:15 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
"Not only do we believe in the death penalty in Texas.....

We're putting in an express lane"


Me and Ms. Coz are planning on going to see him in March at the Coushatta Casino.....

Better still be alive or that's gonna smell somethin fierce in there
It'll smell like a gunshow.
1/19/2005 2:07:37 PM EDT
[#22]
Slow that bullet down to 55mph and put headlights on it and you'll get a deer everytime!
1/19/2005 2:16:06 PM EDT
[#23]
"Now I know Ossama is prepared to die for his cause,... but I think Ossama is wholey UN-PREPARED  to lick the grape jelly from Thunderdick's butt crack"
1/19/2005 2:20:03 PM EDT
[#24]
"at that point I had the right to remain silent....

...but not the ability."
1/20/2005 12:01:39 AM EDT
[#25]
Had a great night with him after one of his shows.  Zeny, one of my military buddies, and I went to a blues club in the same complex for open mike night after watching his act, and in walks Tater Salad, carrying a guitar.  Plugs in, and we jammed with the band until well after closing.  I got so drunk, I fell off the stage.  We all had a BLAST!  (did NOT drive home)
1/20/2005 12:31:41 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
I got so drunk, I fell off the stage.

I'm glad you stopped there. The next step is falling off the earth.

He is one funny SOB. "I've seen me do it!"
1/21/2005 12:12:39 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I got so drunk, I fell off the stage.

I'm glad you stopped there. The next step is falling off the earth.

He is one funny SOB. "I've seen me do it!"

Fall of the earth?  Could be.  There wasn't a blade of grass anywhere to be found!

(I'm Scottish, not Irish, but know the joke!)
1/28/2005 7:21:42 AM EDT
[#28]
I just heard on the radio that Ron White was putting on a show in Athens, Ga in April.
1/28/2005 7:25:24 AM EDT
[#29]
I heard him on the radio talking this morning. He sounded very much alive. The rumours of his death have been greatly exaggerated.
1/28/2005 12:03:53 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
They call me.....tater salad....


and his son.... tater tot.

I saw Ron White with the Blue Collar Comedy tour, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall. Funniest live show ever!
1/28/2005 12:07:42 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Q:  "How far do you figure we can make it with one engine?"  
A:  "All the way to the scene of the.......crash.  I figure we'll beat the ambulance by a good 20 minutes!"


That is one of the best jokes I have every heard!!  
1/28/2005 12:08:27 PM EDT
[#32]
Ron White almost died, but Eddie Haskell saved his life in VietNam.
1/28/2005 12:16:37 PM EDT
[#33]
"I'm about 6'-2" to 6'-5" tall, depending on which Quicky Mart I've been in that night."
1/28/2005 12:28:31 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Had a great night with him after one of his shows.  Zeny, one of my military buddies, and I went to a blues club in the same complex for open mike night after watching his act, and in walks Tater Salad, carrying a guitar.  Plugs in, and we jammed with the band until well after closing.  I got so drunk, I fell off the stage.  We all had a BLAST!  (did NOT drive home)


I'll bet that WAS fun...  Ron White just seems like he'd be funny no matter what he said.

Can't remember this exact joke but it was something like:

"I lost my friend Timmy Johnson when I was a child.  It was fourth of July, just before the big fireworks display.  He got too close with a sparkler.

It was a tragedy, but it was so......................PRETTY!"

 
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