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1/10/2005 8:25:14 AM EDT


I think it definately has potential...
1/10/2005 8:25:56 AM EDT
[#1]
"Oh SHIT"
1/10/2005 8:26:37 AM EDT
[#2]
"Can you hear me now?"
1/10/2005 8:26:40 AM EDT
[#3]
"Can you hear me now?.................Guess not"
1/10/2005 8:26:40 AM EDT
[#4]
Woman: "Eek, a spider!"
1/10/2005 8:27:15 AM EDT
[#5]
Agent to buyer "The house is no longer listed for sale"
1/10/2005 8:27:23 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
members.cox.net/omniscient/ohsnap.jpg

I think it definately has potential...



Hmm, thats a nice looking woman.  I should throw my self on top of her.

For her protection.
1/10/2005 8:29:27 AM EDT
[#7]
Pic from "24" last night in case anyone was wondering.

Caption:
Yes, Jimmy, I am going to need a new set of underware right away.
1/10/2005 8:30:52 AM EDT
[#8]
"Hey! Can you hold it down? I'm on the phone, here!"
1/10/2005 8:31:57 AM EDT
[#9]
What... no, Im sorry I still can't hear you,  Hold on.... another stupid bomb just went off.
1/10/2005 8:32:10 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Agent to buyer "The house is no longer listed for sale"



1/10/2005 8:32:25 AM EDT
[#11]
Hello is this the CTU?  would like to put in my order for six more SS guys, the last bunch you sent me wern't worth a damn.
1/10/2005 8:36:21 AM EDT
[#12]
Hold the line a second..............There is something going on around here
1/10/2005 8:36:32 AM EDT
[#13]
"honey, bring my brown pants to the office..."
1/10/2005 8:39:24 AM EDT
[#14]
Depends................Because incontinence happens.

1/10/2005 8:42:32 AM EDT
[#15]
Cypher, I need a firetruck program, quickly!
1/10/2005 8:44:25 AM EDT
[#16]
William Devane threatens to blow up another acting coach's house for not teaching him anything.
1/10/2005 8:51:43 AM EDT
[#17]
Bill, you dipshit!  You don't have to listen when you dial up an IED.  Just dial the number and wait!
1/10/2005 8:58:09 AM EDT
[#18]
Confrence call: Sir, yes Sir we believe he got the point.
1/10/2005 9:18:56 AM EDT
[#19]
Ahaha, I am laughing my ass of here.
1/10/2005 9:21:37 AM EDT
[#20]

"Dude! I just saw the biggest BLUE DART ever"
1/10/2005 9:25:28 AM EDT
[#21]
Ford just had another recall... Something about fuel problems...
1/10/2005 9:25:59 AM EDT
[#22]
Say again.....the meth lab is next to the palm tree!?
1/10/2005 9:26:40 AM EDT
[#23]
Ah damn!  I just stepped in dog crap!
1/10/2005 9:33:34 AM EDT
[#24]
"NO DAMMIT!!!!  I said cut the BLUE wire!!!!"
1/10/2005 9:55:57 AM EDT
[#25]
"That's it....time to get Beeno!"
1/10/2005 9:56:33 AM EDT
[#26]
guy: no sir, we couldn't get the meth you wanted.
1/10/2005 10:01:29 AM EDT
[#27]
"I think the drug dealers on my street just got my point."
1/10/2005 10:03:57 AM EDT
[#28]
Proof that talking on a cell phone at a gas station is bad Ju-Ju.
1/10/2005 10:05:02 AM EDT
[#29]
"You're Kung Fu is week...you missed me by at least 30 feet!"
1/10/2005 10:12:20 AM EDT
[#30]
That gas station, cell phone thing really can happen!
1/10/2005 10:14:19 AM EDT
[#31]
OH SWEET MARY!!!

I stepped on an ant!!
1/10/2005 10:15:14 AM EDT
[#32]


Yes Mr President, the elections in Iraq are going well
1/10/2005 10:17:58 AM EDT
[#33]
Honest your house is in a wonderful neighborhood!
1/10/2005 10:19:12 AM EDT
[#34]
Guy on phone: "Oh F***, was that a suburban??"

Guy on phone: "Uhh... Yeah can you drop my stock in Chevy... Yeah yeah, look you're my broker and all, and they're strong, but I think I have the inside on this one..."
1/10/2005 10:22:51 AM EDT
[#35]
"Hello, is this the CIA?  Yeah...I just saw Usama Bin Laden across the....OH SHIT!!!   Damn you guys are quick!
1/10/2005 10:25:38 AM EDT
[#36]
Yes sir, I told those guys about lighting their farts
1/10/2005 10:33:57 AM EDT
[#37]
"Damnit! It was just a misdemeanor! Why didn't anyone tell me Janet Reno was back before we called the ATF?"
1/10/2005 11:32:04 AM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
members.cox.net/omniscient/ohsnap.jpg

Yes Mr President, the elections in Iraq are going well




Ok, I dont care who you are, thats funny right there.