Posted: 12/31/2004 8:24:42 PM EDT
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Just incase no one has started one of these topics yet. I predict clean_cut will either get a girlfriend or break 10,000 post. Sgtar15 will move up to realdolls. ETH will pull through his malady and Aimless will reach 6' tall. OK, maybe I'll give it a 50/50 chance on Aimless. |
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A group of terrorists will manage to land on our shore and attack a coastal city. They will be wiped out, but not before they become martyrs and inspire more terrorism. Chuck Norris will be a national hero. Iraq will have free elections and then a civil war. China, not satisfied to put every person in this country out of work, will start making knock off copies of BMWs, Audis, Mercedes Benzes, Porsches and VWs. The Germans will raise a barrel of hell about it and the Chinese will just ignore them and keep on doing it. People all over the U.S. and Canada will buy them because they will sell for about a fourth of a real one and run just as good. Hitlery Klinton will try to accomplish a coup d' etat against the government. Washington will be worried for a while when they see huge numbers of leftists closing on the Whitehouse. Their fears will subside however, when they notice that none of the idiots are carrying guns. Apache helicopters will ruthlessly mow down the belligerents. Hitlery will be captured and tried. She will then be strung up. She and her minions will be decapitated and their heads mounted on pikes lining every boulevard in Washington D.C. Kofi Annan will simultaneously take cyanide and shoot himself in the U.N. fuhrerbunker when all of his misdeeds finally come to light. 
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