Posted: 12/20/2004 4:12:23 AM EDT
 <------Fear this Let the official Virginia Tech vs. Auburn thread commence! |
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Ahhh so! It begins! Ya'll ready to top off the list? What list? THIS LIST!  Put your left foot in, ya put your left foot out. You put your left foot in and ya shake it all about...  WAR DAMN EAGLE!  You going? I had to pass as I WAAAY overspent going to ATL for the SEC game... |
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That is the Hokie Bird. Our official mascot is the Fighting Gobbler, but over the years it turned into the Hokie Bird (Hokie being a made up word that was needed to make our fight song ryme) I bet you all won't even come close to seeing the endzone. Our "D" will absolutely dominate, that is why you will only score 3 field goals.
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Fighting Gobblers, eh? Man there will be so many turkeys scrambling y'all will think is is Thanksgiving all over again! Your D best hope we are not on our offensive A game cause if we are... Well, let's just say there will be some confusion among the ranks to put it mildly. 
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Keep in mind that we had USC on the ropes as well but a bad call turned the momentum of the game. We also stuffed Miami's offense. You have heard that tigers are an endangered animal right? 
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Believe me, there are a bunch of Auburn fans who wished VT or SOMEONE would have beat USC or that we would have had a chance to bring a SEC whoopin' to them. I guess y'all will be a consolation prize! Y'all did look good against Miami and no one considers VT a pushover that's for sure. Gonna be a good win for us! 
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 I seriously doubt that. But it will be a good game, lots of blocked Auburn punts, sacks and interecptions followed by a punishing ground attack with Imoh and Humes
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The reason for your team not playing SC or OU is very simple: LA-Monroe The Citadel LA Tech WADR to you, your team and those other fine schools of higher learning, if you guys are going to lard up your sked with "turkeys", easy doormats that give you essentially a "bye" week, while other teams like OU and SC are playing traditional powerhouses, (Even if some were admittedly off their game and turkeys this year!), then The War Eagle doesn't deserve to be in the Big Show. Shitcan the chumps and fill those holes with REAL powerhouses and you will always be at or near the top. Risky...? Absolutely. BUT...if you can whup them...you are THE MAN! 
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As far as us and UA, well let's just say that AU is comprised of really good people. UA is a bit more uppity and has to be put in it's place on a yearly basis. There are NO liberal schools in Alabama! Regarding "War Eagle" it is in our fight song and it is our "battle cry." It is about as goofy as making up a bird name! The origins are uncertain...
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 Sorry snobby I tell you guys something, going undefeated in the SEC in any season is a major acomplishment  Every school plays a piss poor team ( we played Florida A&M ) if the coaches hadn't yanked the 1st and 2nd string we would have scored 100pts against themWe are still going to kick y'all asses though
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