Posted: 12/3/2004 9:41:32 PM EDT
Had sexual relationships with more than one women at once. They may have been big, but it is all the same. My brothers girlfriend came over to my place to party. She ended up with me and her best friend in bed together. Don't tell my girlfriend she will be pissed.
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That is majorily fucked up dude |
It certainly does. At a Halloween party this year I got pretty hammered and had just got done taking 5-6 shots of tequila, got up and went to walk down the stairs but tumbled instead. When I finally got back up, I went out to the bonfire and for no particular reason (from what I was told) I had decided to walk up the two story stairs in the house that was being built there.... On the way down I think my foot may have touched one step before I went down again - straight to the concrete bottom floor. For a week, I kept trying to remember what had gone on that night after I blacked out (it happened before I first went down) and how in the hell I got so bruised up....  I even had the idea to jump (for fun) out of their second story window - landing on the base of my neck and bouncing, then rolling into the woods. < They got pictures of the landing. It left a large painful bruise/lump. I was even able to coarse some other guys to jump too.I woke up the next morning with no idea where I was and how I got there (of course). Since I was still drunk I didn't even notice until someone pointed it out to me that I wasn't wearing any clothes, except one sock on my foot and a t-shirt through the neck hole around my waist like a kilt. I must've gotten the idea since a few people were dressed as highlanders that night. I still don't know who's clothes they were but I stretched the hell out of them. God times 
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