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12/1/2004 9:23:57 AM EDT
Just picked up an email note.....
MACY"S Dept. Store in NYC.......  All employees are forbidden to use the phrase " MERRY CHRISTMAS"............it might offend someone!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure Baby Jesus and Santa are weeping right now!!!!! Where's the Wise Men when you need them?
12/1/2004 9:26:49 AM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
Just picked up an email note.....
MACY"S Dept. Store in NYC.......  All employees are forbidden to use the phrase " MERRY CHRISTMAS"............it might offend someone!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure Baby Jesus and Santa are weeping right now!!!!!

Where's the Wise Men when you need them?



Uh..."happy holidays" offends me also, and I drop big bucks there, who do I complain to?

Also I have a slight hard on for the oft used "Seasons Greetings"  I demand they stop using that also.
12/1/2004 12:03:52 PM EDT
[#2]
Hope nobody tells Santa Claus - AKA "Saint Nicholas"...
12/1/2004 12:05:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Take your money eslewhere and email them why.  




12/1/2004 12:10:10 PM EDT
[#4]
feuck em
12/1/2004 12:54:56 PM EDT
[#5]
Screw them!

ETA: on second thought I think we should turn this into a fire mission!  Any one have a email address or three that we can slam?
12/1/2004 1:05:03 PM EDT
[#6]
Where's the lyrics to that South Park song "Merry Fucking Christmas" when you need them.
12/1/2004 1:08:53 PM EDT
[#7]
Buy a cheapy cassette deck, make a tape copy of "Merry Fucking Christmas".  Hide it behind one of those MASSIVE christmas displays they have it in the stores.

Crank up the volume, press play, walk away.

Best done on a Saturday afternoon/evening.
12/1/2004 1:10:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Nanny nanny boo boo!!  people need to cowboy up a little in the country.  Either that or they can all go fuck themselves!!!!

I don't care one way or another if somebody say "merry Christmas" to me or not but this political correctness bullshit really needs to stop.
12/1/2004 1:13:33 PM EDT
[#9]

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Buy a cheapy cassette deck, make a tape copy of "Merry Fucking Christmas".  Hide it behind one of those MASSIVE christmas displays they have it in the stores.

Crank up the volume, press play, walk away.

Best done on a Saturday afternoon/evening.




Did something similar to that as a prank before (only this was a sex tape soundtrack).

The key is to record about 10 minutes of "silence" on the tape before the "payoff" so you have ample time to get away.

Obviously, good fingerprint discipline is a must.   We took the new tape player, batteries,  and whatnot out of new packages in the parking lot, and we used a brand new blank tape that we had been scrupulous in handling only with rubber gloved hands.   It was awesome!
12/1/2004 1:18:04 PM EDT
[#10]
Um... the Holiday is called Christmas.  So whats the problem here?
12/1/2004 1:18:26 PM EDT
[#11]
I doubt Macy's is going to be calling the cops about a little prank like that, but the silence recording is a good idea.