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11/9/2004 9:47:59 AM EDT
Anyone done it? Know someone who has? Do you get paid? How much? Could you make a career of it?
11/9/2004 9:54:25 AM EDT
[#1]
I donate to my wife all the time. Doesn't pay shit. Still gotta clean the house myself, do my laundry and pay her bills. Get a real job, you're better off.
11/9/2004 9:54:33 AM EDT
[#2]
Hmmmmmm.  I wonder how "Professional Wanker" would look on my resume?

Honestly, don't you think that if it was possible to make a living by being a sperm donor, that 90% of the male population would be making a living at it.  The other 10% would be lying.  
11/9/2004 9:54:38 AM EDT
[#3]
What a stupid idea.

donate your sperm to strangers so your kids can be raised by some half-wit like Calista Flockhart or a couple of lesbians?hose
11/9/2004 9:55:40 AM EDT
[#4]
I saw a sperm bank once.  The sign over the door read, "We're pulling for you."
11/9/2004 9:57:17 AM EDT
[#5]
Just collect it yourself at home. Store it till you have a couple boxes worth and make some calls around your area.

Example: "Yea this is colt sporter calling in regards to some grade A sperm Ive gotta unload...this stuff is the premo! It wont last long though so I need to get rid of it pronto" And if they seem interested and give you a price say, " Oh c'mon man yer breaking my balls here...this is premium stuff Ive got here...yer breaking my balls". IF they dont budge say " look man dont try to low ball me...Ive got a russian couple looking to buy me out by this weekend so Im not desperate". Then when they dont budge cave in and sell it to them.

Keep it refidgerated too.
11/9/2004 9:58:16 AM EDT
[#6]
Be careful and realize laws change over time.  I believe California has allowed children to find their anonymous fathers, although those fathers have been told they would always be anonymous when they donated.  So, its only a matter of time before somebody tries to get child support from a donor father.

It sounds crazy, but it can happen.  In Washington state a guy was compelled to pay child support, even though DNA tests proved he was NOT the father!  The child lived with him for a number of years and the liberal court said he became her father.  So....is it such a great leap to go after sperm donors?  This other guy had less involvement and he got nailed.
11/9/2004 9:59:31 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
Just collect it yourself at home. Store it till you have a couple boxes worth and make some calls around your area.

Example: "Yea this is colt sporter calling in regards to some grade A sperm Ive gotta unload...this stuff is the premo! It wont last long though so I need to get rid of it pronto" And if they seem interested and give you a price say, " Oh c'mon man yer breaking my balls here...this is premium stuff Ive got here...yer breaking my balls". IF they dont budge say " look man dont try to low ball me...Ive got a russian couple looking to buy me out by this weekend so Im not desperate". Then when they dont budge cave in and sell it to them.

Keep it refidgerated too.



11/9/2004 10:05:55 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Just collect it yourself at home. Store it till you have a couple boxes worth and make some calls around your area.

Example: "Yea this is colt sporter calling in regards to some grade A sperm Ive gotta unload...this stuff is the premo! It wont last long though so I need to get rid of it pronto" And if they seem interested and give you a price say, " Oh c'mon man yer breaking my balls here...this is premium stuff Ive got here...yer breaking my balls". IF they dont budge say " look man dont try to low ball me...Ive got a russian couple looking to buy me out by this weekend so Im not desperate". Then when they dont budge cave in and sell it to them.

Keep it refidgerated too.






Works for fetuses used in stem cell research too.
11/9/2004 10:11:43 AM EDT
[#9]
I donated to the wife this morning