Posted: 11/8/2004 12:49:23 PM EDT
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Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another shot. The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it." And with that he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?" The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to f_ck the cat." |
| Three men are sitting in a airport terminal in Billing's Montana. They are a Cowboy, an American Indian and a Muslim. As they sit there the Indian looks out over the surrounding terrain and says, "Once, my people lived here. We hunted here. We were one with the land." Upon hearing this, the Muslim replys "Allah willing, one day the holy Koran and the power of Allah will drive the infidel from these lands. We will will return them to Allah and his greatness." After listening to the two exchanges, the cowboy shifts the toothpick in his mouth, and tilts his hat back. He looks at the muslim and say's "Ya know, we haven't played Cowboy's and Muslim's yet. But it's comming". |