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Today 7:26:22 PM EDT
[#1]
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Originally Posted By Lou_Daks:
None, or any, of the above.  Find a woman who SHARES YOUR VALUES.

The End.
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This, and in my case this yankee transplant also found it all in a small town, West Texas girl.  Forty years and counting.
"I carry a gun because it is my responsibility alone - not that of the police, nor the government, nor the community - to defend the precious lives that God has entrusted to me."
Will Dougan, writing in gomemphis.com 08/17/03
Today 7:35:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't rush OP some day

Don Williams I'm still looking for you lyrics


The difficult we can do immediately
The impossible takes a little longer
Today 7:41:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Morlawn66][Edited] [#3]
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Originally Posted By neshomamench:



…what kind of church girl?

The sun dress early 20 year old sweetheart that is looking for a traditional life is pretty rare.

Most are “felt a lot of heat and are now finding the light” train wrecks with more baggage than a Delta 747.
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This .
I assumed a lot  , Church, Sunday school and Bible study must have some visible results in moral character while they are single .
Didn't make much difference in my case .

Only way to win is to not play the game and it is a game .
Stay single , get dogs .
Today 7:42:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Consigli:

Pictures?
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Originally Posted By Consigli:
Originally Posted By heavy260:
Originally Posted By Frank_B:
Farm girl, preferably whose Dad logged and farmed with horses and didn't get electricity until she was in high school.


Pretty sure he doesn’t want an inbred Amish.

Pictures?


Today 7:43:44 PM EDT
[#5]
OP lives in the land of Cougars and Tortas. It shouldn’t be hard to make the mistake of a lifetime
Today 7:44:46 PM EDT
[#6]
Mexican 18 yr old that was taught to cook by her mother and grandmother.  

That is what I would have on my shopping list, if I didn't know how to cook.

Preferred pronoun: MARINE
Today 7:49:40 PM EDT
[#7]
Originally Posted By Consigli:
I'm shopping for a wife. Need to know the best place to start.
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The first place to start is with yourself.  Are you worthy of a god wife?
It's true no matter who you are, the worst thing you can do for someone is give them something for nothing. - 3rdpig

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Heinlein
Today 7:53:06 PM EDT
[#8]
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Originally Posted By heavy260:
OP lives in the land of Cougars and Tortas. It shouldn’t be hard to make the mistake of a lifetime
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There will be a pre-nup, post-nup, food taster, waiver of liability, Cook Island Trust and PI to watch her 24/7.
Today 7:54:37 PM EDT
[#9]
I didn't vote because I believe you could find great candidates in any of the first four poll choices.

You could also find absolute horror shows in any the first four poll choices.  

Surround yourself with the type person you want to be with.  Don't make the mistake many young men do of chasing sluts for fun, because humans are creatures of habit, and habitually chasing whores for fun often leads to marrying one.
Today 7:57:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By walkinginadangerzone:


There's a better option now, cute fat girl. With the widespread use and availability of GLP1s, it's like investing in bitcoin before it took off.
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Originally Posted By HeavyLeadFoot:
an ugly one


There's a better option now, cute fat girl. With the widespread use and availability of GLP1s, it's like investing in bitcoin before it took off.
Yeah, till they realize that other men with more money are looking now.
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in time when everyone stands around, and wise men are reloading."
-Somebody that's been there.
Today 7:59:53 PM EDT
[#11]
100% pure Polish..1st generation.

Met her running dogs at a gun trial, she had Brittany's and I had English Setters.

Our first date was dove hunting a buddies wheat feild.

MotherChukar is one of the best things to happen in my life,  and yes that's her handle here.
Today 8:01:14 PM EDT
[#12]
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Originally Posted By NAM:
Relationships are russian roulette, but with 1:2 odds instead of 1:6. There is no winning formula; it's a spin of the cylinder.

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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in time when everyone stands around, and wise men are reloading."
-Somebody that's been there.
Today 8:02:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By hatidua:
The one you can't live without.
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  This.... thankful to have met my soul mate many years ago.  Feel for the bros still searching.
Today 8:03:06 PM EDT
[#14]
Tits
Today 8:06:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By jeep44:

Korean farmers have to get girls from Vietnam to marry- Korean girls don’t want anything to do with that kind of work
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Given what Korean dudes from the city are like, I imagine the Korean dudes back on the farm need their wife to bow, in humble apology for existing, at least 2 times before serving a meal.

Part of the "they ain't breeding" issue in Korea is that semi-traditional ROK society is still quite Confucian, and Dad/Older Brother/Husband is GOD.  Most of the dudes DGAF what a woman thinks, about anything, and aren't interested in pretending to do so.
If you're a somewhat non-Tradwife (and that's a term with a bigger load than over here) Korean girl, I imagine it's a pretty hard sell.

Today 8:08:12 PM EDT
[#16]
Whatever one has the biggest tits.
Today 8:11:03 PM EDT
[#17]
City girls just seem to find out early,

How to open doors with just a smile
Taste the biscuit . . . . .

Taste the goodness of the biscuit . . . .
Today 8:16:45 PM EDT
[#18]
Asian from Asian, not corrupted by America Asian… Like my GF, who thinks she has a right to vote and have an option, all of which I put up with because she tells me to.
Today 8:22:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Consigli][Edited] [#19]
Looks like its going to have to be a Farm fresh girl or Factory fresh clanker.

But neither is readily available right now.

I will say this. In just a few years or less the best sexy clanker on the market will cost about the same as a big wedding.

So that option may be worth waiting for.
Today 8:42:03 PM EDT
[#20]
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Originally Posted By Karankawa:
One that has a great relationship to her father.
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This is my experience. Suburban Texas girl who loves and respects her father that absolutely adores her. We lived overseas decades ago and she called him twice a week to chat. I used to tease her that we paid hundreds in long distance every month so she could ask her dad how many fish he caught or how his round of golf went. It was money we were happy to pay. My father in law is an exceptional man.
Today 8:43:15 PM EDT
[#21]
Shopping for wife ...
Dating market...
Transactional relationships???
Today 8:56:01 PM EDT
[#22]
One compatible with your lifestyle who is actually into you.
Today 9:04:11 PM EDT
[#23]
My rules (learned too late):
1. Never marry a woman under 25 years old. They grow up and change.
2. Never commit to marry a woman unless you have known her (intimately) for at least 2 years. They can pretend to be something they are not, but in 2 years their true persona;ity will show through.
3. Make sure that YOU pick her out. Do not let a woman pick you out tor marriage.
4. Wear a condom when you have sex. Do NOT depend upon her to take "the pill".
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.
Today 9:10:42 PM EDT
[#24]
I married a girl from South St Louis.  But I'm also from the Southside, so it's worked out well.  My hood was more dangerous than her hood.
Today 9:11:53 PM EDT
[#25]
For practical reasons, I would say Sherpa.

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Today 9:15:59 PM EDT
[#26]
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Originally Posted By voyager3:
Shopping for wife ...
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Transactional relationships???
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Which are ultimately destructive and completely counterproductive.
24/365 Most Portable
24/365 Most Likely to Outshoot Her Spouse
24/365 Most Likely to Eat Your Heart


Somewhere you jumped the monogomy shark and landed in beastiality - Stickfigure
Today 9:31:23 PM EDT
[#27]
Get you a country gal.  It worked for me.  
He took whatever he wanted to and he laid it all to waste. But his bodyguards and silver cane were no match for the Jack of Hearts. Bob Dylan
Today 9:39:14 PM EDT
[#28]
Found mine at a nightclub in Atlanta, Tongue & Groove.   She’s an import from Brasil.  Considered “country” as she grew up in South Brasil on a big farm.
Today 9:53:21 PM EDT
[#29]
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Originally Posted By wildearp:
Mexican 18 yr old that was taught to cook by her mother and grandmother.  

That is what I would have on my shopping list, if I didn't know how to cook.

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I went this route 30 yrs ago, though she was 21.
Today 9:54:12 PM EDT
[#30]
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Originally Posted By Kipple:


Your missing out
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Originally Posted By Kipple:
Originally Posted By paul463:
Farm girls, dairy farm or cash crop.  Stay away from horse farm girls.



Your missing out


No thanks.
I've known enough guys that went down that road.
Even in grade school I knew that the girls that were crazy about ponies and horses werent right in the head.
All that matters is the horse.
You will be put in the poor house for the horse.
Today 10:03:22 PM EDT
[#31]
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Originally Posted By Karankawa:
One that has a great relationship to her father.
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I am going to go against this. I want one that is supermodel material with the IQ of a potato, a multi million dollar trust fund and daddy issues....
VCDL
Team Ranstad
Camp Patriot
Task Force Dagger Foundation
Tennessee Squire
A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Today 10:05:54 PM EDT
[#32]
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Originally Posted By Consigli:


No man I'm legit.

I live in Phoenix the 5th largest city in the USA. All there are is city girls. And the worse kind, Scottsdale girls or wanabees.

The gorgeous Scottsdale girls loved me, the money, the pink Champagne and the Porsche until they saw the Trump sign in the garage. Then they ghosted me.

Now I got a AA stewardess that is crazy. Like mad as a hatter crazy. If she gets in a bad mood, and you fall asleep on her, you might awaken to find that little willy got snipped off. I won't go into the details.

There are no small town or farm fresh girls here.

So according to GD my next best bet is a sexy clanker. And I don't object to that at all. But that will be a waiting game. See my dilemma now?
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Originally Posted By Consigli:
Originally Posted By Rat_Patrol:
LOL, troll thread.


No man I'm legit.

I live in Phoenix the 5th largest city in the USA. All there are is city girls. And the worse kind, Scottsdale girls or wanabees.

The gorgeous Scottsdale girls loved me, the money, the pink Champagne and the Porsche until they saw the Trump sign in the garage. Then they ghosted me.

Now I got a AA stewardess that is crazy. Like mad as a hatter crazy. If she gets in a bad mood, and you fall asleep on her, you might awaken to find that little willy got snipped off. I won't go into the details.

There are no small town or farm fresh girls here.

So according to GD my next best bet is a sexy clanker. And I don't object to that at all. But that will be a waiting game. See my dilemma now?


My grand daughter is going to college there, if I find out you have been sniffing around........
VCDL
Team Ranstad
Camp Patriot
Task Force Dagger Foundation
Tennessee Squire
A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Today 10:10:55 PM EDT
[#33]
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Younger, Latina nurse.
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My brother in christ. Please don’t make that mistake
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Today 10:13:52 PM EDT
[#34]
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Originally Posted By thorm001:


My brother in christ. Please don’t make that mistake
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Originally Posted By thorm001:
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Younger, Latina nurse.


My brother in christ. Please don’t make that mistake


You might as well make it the trifecta…a Latino nurse horse girl.

What could go wrong?
Today 10:22:34 PM EDT
[#35]
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Originally Posted By jkirkon:


You might as well make it the trifecta…a Latino nurse horse girl.

What could go wrong?
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Who is into crossfit and a vegetarian.

Today 10:32:55 PM EDT
[#36]
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Originally Posted By m1awolf:


My grand daughter is going to college there, if I find out you have been sniffing around........
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Originally Posted By m1awolf:
Originally Posted By Consigli:
Originally Posted By Rat_Patrol:
LOL, troll thread.


No man I'm legit.

I live in Phoenix the 5th largest city in the USA. All there are is city girls. And the worse kind, Scottsdale girls or wanabees.

The gorgeous Scottsdale girls loved me, the money, the pink Champagne and the Porsche until they saw the Trump sign in the garage. Then they ghosted me.

Now I got a AA stewardess that is crazy. Like mad as a hatter crazy. If she gets in a bad mood, and you fall asleep on her, you might awaken to find that little willy got snipped off. I won't go into the details.

There are no small town or farm fresh girls here.

So according to GD my next best bet is a sexy clanker. And I don't object to that at all. But that will be a waiting game. See my dilemma now?


My grand daughter is going to college there, if I find out you have been sniffing around........

I'm leaning towards a sexy clanker with no input/output issues. So no worries!
Today 10:34:01 PM EDT
[#37]
My mom was Asian and my dad is white My mom was fucking crazy, brothers.

Marry Asian at your own risk.
Today 10:38:41 PM EDT
[#38]
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Originally Posted By HeavyLeadFoot:
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I dated a homly girl for almost three years.  The absolute best sex I ever had
Froot Loops are all the same flavor. They just taste like froot. Whatever the heck that is.
Today 10:46:14 PM EDT
[#39]
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Originally Posted By thorm001:


My brother in christ. Please don’t make that mistake
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Originally Posted By thorm001:
Originally Posted By azjeeper:
Younger, Latina nurse.


My brother in christ. Please don’t make that mistake

Thirty yrs too late brother!  
Today 10:54:39 PM EDT
[#40]
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Originally Posted By Consigli:

I'm leaning towards a sexy clanker with no input/output issues. So no worries!
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That day is coming .
No drama , hormones or baggage if you buy a new one .
Today 11:20:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Morlawn66:

That day is coming .
No drama , hormones or baggage if you buy a new one .
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Originally Posted By Morlawn66:
Originally Posted By Consigli:

I'm leaning towards a sexy clanker with no input/output issues. So no worries!

That day is coming .
No drama , hormones or baggage if you buy a new one .


I think 4 years or less. I can stick with humans until 2030. Then transition to a state of the art clanker girl for the price of a large wedding.
Today 11:21:25 PM EDT
[#42]
This old joke sums it up


When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.


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The mountains are calling, and I must go. -John Muir

No matter howw much you hate the media, it's not enough.
-McGuy
Today 11:27:30 PM EDT
[#43]
Small town/farm girl.

You can't beat a cute tomboy.
Today 11:36:29 PM EDT
[#44]
Personally, I think like attracts like.
9/24/2026 1:34:09 AM EDT
[#45]
If I had a do-over, I'd find a sober, Christian woman.

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