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I was looking at produce and picking out a head of lettuce and I heard some guy near me say to his friend "I saw more camel toe there than an Egyptian veterinarian." WTF was that all about? Maybe he was talking about going to a woman's gym or something. It came completely out of nowhere. Ever hear a part of a conversation and wonder ''What's that all about?" |
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Working in a restaurant back in the late nineties. Had just come into work, was walking through the bar area to clock in, and I heard two of the waitresses talking. As I was passing through the snippet of conversation that jumped out to me was, " so we had just opened a bottle of wine, and that's when the lesbians brought the dog over." |
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Originally Posted By echo6: Working in a restaurant back in the late nineties. Had just come into work, was walking through the bar area to clock in, and I heard two of the waitresses talking. As I was passing through the snippet of conversation that jumped out to me was, " so we had just opened a bottle of wine, and that's when the lesbians brought the dog over." Exactly. It's the snippets that make you wonder. |
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Originally Posted By piccolo: I was looking at produce and picking out a head of lettuce and I heard some guy near me say to his friend "I saw more camel toe there than an Egyptian veterinarian." WTF was that all about? Maybe he was talking about going to a woman's gym or something. It came completely out of nowhere. Ever hear a part of a conversation and wonder ''What's that all about?" I don’t know but I’m stealing that line |
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Originally Posted By piccolo: I was looking at produce and picking out a head of lettuce and I heard some guy near me say to his friend "I saw more camel toe there than an Egyptian veterinarian." WTF was that all about? Maybe he was talking about going to a woman's gym or something. It came completely out of nowhere. Ever hear a part of a conversation and wonder ''What's that all about?" Long story short, big gal was talking to another gal on a smoke break out on this loading dock. I was just kinda zoning out a few feet from them when the big gal goes “I’ve been going through a divorce the past 3 years.” Something in my brain switched to Tourette’s mode and I just blurt out, “WOW! YOU MUST GO THROUGH BATTERIES LIKE CRAZY!” So big gal responded with “Nahhhhh! Mine plugs in. I found it at a yard sale.” Me and the other gal head to the parking lot and as soon as big gal went back inside we started busting out laughing: “REALLY? She bought a sex toy at a yard sale?” I didn’t say it then but on the drive home I was thinking, “Well, she is kind of a big gal. Is it 110 volt or 220 volt?” And then I remember what Podunk town she lived in. “Do other people’s lights dim when she fires that thing up?”  |
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Originally Posted By echo6: " so we had just opened a bottle of wine, and that's when the lesbians brought the dog over." Attached File |
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I was at the gym doing planks on the mat, and my mp3 player batteries had just died but I hadn't pulled the earbuds out yet. Two girls sat down on the mat down the way. They were having a soft argument about who could suck D better. The part I heard was, "we should have a suck-off contest". Looking back.... Opportunities lost.... |
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Originally Posted By M-231: I was at the gym doing planks on the mat, and my mp3 player batteries had just died but I hadn't pulled the earbuds out yet. Two girls sat down on the mat down the way. They were having a soft argument about who could suck D better. The part I heard was, "we should have a suck-off contest". Looking back.... Opportunities lost.... Yep, they wanted you to hear that and you missed out. That's when they started telling all the other chicks you must be gay. |
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Originally Posted By piccolo: I was looking at produce and picking out a head of lettuce and I heard some guy near me say to his friend "I saw more camel toe there than an Egyptian veterinarian." WTF was that all about? Maybe he was talking about going to a woman's gym or something. It came completely out of nowhere. Ever hear a part of a conversation and wonder ''What's that all about?" Mostly I just ignore it when it happens. Given the context though, I might have been rude and butted into their conversation to ask where. Purely for research purposes of course. |
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Originally Posted By echo6: Working in a restaurant back in the late nineties. Had just come into work, was walking through the bar area to clock in, and I heard two of the waitresses talking. As I was passing through the snippet of conversation that jumped out to me was, " so we had just opened a bottle of wine, and that's when the lesbians brought the dog over." Hey...I was at that party! |
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At the local Safeway waiting in line at the checkout. From the conversation between the cashier and customer in front of me it's obvious the customer is a fellow employee that's transferring to another store and today is his last day at this store. After he's completed his purchase and is walking away the cashier yells out, "Good luck at the new store and whenever you get crabs think of me!" I lost. |
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Originally Posted By echo6: Working in a restaurant back in the late nineties. Had just come into work, was walking through the bar area to clock in, and I heard two of the waitresses talking. As I was passing through the snippet of conversation that jumped out to me was, " so we had just opened a bottle of wine, and that's when the lesbians brought the dog over." I noticed you are in FL. Any connection with the wife and dog video? |
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Originally Posted By raverill: Originally Posted By echo6: " so we had just opened a bottle of wine, and that's when the lesbians brought the dog over." https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/421774/IMG_5122_png-3830519.JPG Is Belle Allowed to join the FBI now? (Beauty and Beast) |
