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10/19/2004 6:44:59 AM EDT
Geezus K. Rist !!    



Return of the Bride of Wildenstein:

www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/14122990?source=TiL





Readers of a nervous disposition should look away. Jocelyn Wildenstein - the American socialite who has spent £2million on cosmetic surgery - has revealed her latest face - and it isn't pretty.

Jocelyn, 58, was nicknamed the Bride of Wildenstein several years ago after her attempts at improving her looks left many observers horrified.

But judging by her recent appearance she has not given up the treatment.

Jocelyn was a fresh-faced mother of two until she discovered her billionaire art dealer husband in bed with a 21-year-old.

Hoping to keep him, she began a never-ending cycle of surgery to change her eyes, cheekbones and lips. Unfortunately, her husband left her anyway.

She was recently named the world's scariest celebrity by a plastic surgery website.
10/19/2004 6:46:12 AM EDT
[#1]
Cyanide would hit it.


SGatr15
10/19/2004 6:47:15 AM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
Cyanide would kill it.

10/19/2004 6:47:43 AM EDT
[#3]

I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!



Zen
"This is my rifle, there are many like it, but this one is mine"  
10/19/2004 6:48:07 AM EDT
[#4]
it's been a while, but not long enough to hit that!
10/19/2004 6:48:12 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cyanide would kill it.





Actually, it would probably kill itself if Cyanide even touched it
10/19/2004 6:50:45 AM EDT
[#6]
Waitaminnit, don't COC rules specify that you should put BOTD in the thread title???
10/19/2004 6:53:32 AM EDT
[#7]


... "I love you mom".
10/19/2004 6:58:12 AM EDT
[#8]
"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL....."
10/19/2004 6:59:38 AM EDT
[#9]
WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?
10/19/2004 7:04:36 AM EDT
[#10]

She got ripped off.
10/19/2004 7:04:59 AM EDT
[#11]



10/19/2004 7:31:45 AM EDT
[#12]
Dear....God....In....Heaven.  
10/19/2004 7:34:10 AM EDT
[#13]
NYPatriot, that's just wrong!



but funny as hell!  
10/19/2004 7:40:35 AM EDT
[#14]
What on earth has she done to herself?

Her plastic surgery looks almost as bad as Michael Jackson's.
10/19/2004 8:37:23 AM EDT
[#15]
That Can NOT be...
buffed out.


Sly
10/19/2004 8:40:12 AM EDT
[#16]
Sweet mother of pearl....

What in the heck WAS that thing???
10/19/2004 8:45:32 AM EDT
[#17]
I bet she cant close her eyes when she tries to sleep
10/19/2004 8:46:30 AM EDT
[#18]
Wasn't she one of the singers on Carellon in Battlestar Galactica?
10/19/2004 8:51:28 AM EDT
[#19]
Here's a BEFORE


Please make it go away......blow the image out of my brains!
10/19/2004 8:57:14 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Here's a BEFORE

www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/diatribes012/images/jocelynwildenstein.jpg
Please make it go away......blow the image out of my brains!
img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/hepcat85/usualSuspects2.jpg



AAAAAAHG!!!! STOP POSTING THIS CRAP!!! I CAN'T KEEP MY SNICKERS DOWN AS IT IS!!!

Geee-hosefat!!

Well, after seeing the before picture, I gotta say that the after is an improvement.

But dear heavens, please don't post any more of that crap.

I am going to be seeing that in my sleep now.
10/19/2004 9:02:21 AM EDT
[#21]
She's a glory-hole candidate.  Not even worthy of Japenese Bukkake.


10/19/2004 9:03:50 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
She's a glory-hole candidate.  Not even worthy of Japenese Bukkake.