Welcome to Cola Warrior! Texas VI (Page 1 of 6)
Posted: 8/3/2026 10:48:52 PM EDT
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 November 12, 13 and 14 2026 Rockdale, TX You must fill out the Google Docs form to get on the run list. Google Form Link There will be 75 run slots total 10 spots reserved for newbs from Texas. Once the 75 spots are filled, standby list will be made to replace peeps who fail obstacle 0. Runs will end at 10am sharp on Saturday November 14th so there is time to clean up the place and then hand out awards/swag. THE COURSE: OBSTACLE PEEPS RUN SHOOT CHUG GEAR LIST: Rifle w/mags/ammo (60 total rounds or max 2 mags) Pistol w/mags/ammo (42 total rounds or max 2 mags) 72oz of carbonated beverages If you don’t have something or forget it in a lesser state, ask. Someone will let you use what you need. OVERALL RULES: Listen to and obey all staff instructions Follow all firearms safety rules. Be ready to run as soon as you arrive, no pop’n a top to put your run off to the following day No handling of firearms after drinking. No airsoft at this event. No items of a sexual nature, this is a family event. This includes heckling, lets keep the shit talking to peoples lack of skills. Must sign a waiver before running. If you break any of these rules you will be banned from this and all future Cola Warriors. COURSE RULES: Chug will be carried on the run, no staging of chug at the range! 5 min. penalty for each failed obstacle. Each obstacle must be attempted for at least 10 seconds. 5 min. penalty for each peep uneaten or spit out. 5 min. penalty for each target left un-hit, one hit on each steel target. 10 minute total chug time allowed, any remaining will be penalized. 6 12oz cans, 3 24oz cans or 1 2liter with a 5oz chaser are the only allowed sizes. If you spew before finishing a 12oz can, no matter how much is left that can is a 5 minute penalty. If you spew before finishing a 24oz can, no matter what’s left it’ll be a 10 minute penalty. If you spew before finishing the 2liter it is a 30 minute penalty. All bottles and cans will be shown empty before throwing to the side or spewing. The run portion will be with cleared rifle, cleared pistol and mags. Firearms will be triple checked so make sure it’s cleared. There may/may not be wild animals encountered during the run. ABSOLUTLY NO SHOOTING AT PIGS OR ANYTHING ELSE DURING THE RUN! You can throw your pistol and mags in a backpack or utilize a suitable holster. Guns and mags will be stashed at the peep station prior to starting your run. Getting your chug to the range is on you, staff will not ferry it for you. DONATIONS: Please list your ARF username when donating. Cola Warrior is a free event. But we need donations to get enough funding for food/porta-pots/etc. Cola Warrior is free but food and drinks are not. ($75 is a rough estimate per attendee) You want food and Port-O-Pots? Send Paypal donations to [email protected] Make sure to put your screen name when you send donations If you wish to sponsor, hit up the Sultan of Swag @JollyGreenJuan and/or Splat2013 Swag orders are now live, hit the link below. Send payment via PP F&F to [email protected] Link Orders need to be in by Oct 15th! Shirts will be dark heather tri-blend  3d pvc patches  |
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STAFF 1. electrojk Night 2. skidmarkasaurus Night 3. mustangduckk Night 4. Eli888 5. binary_operator 6. R3L04D Night 7. DirtyHandsRob Combat 8. Scott_S 9. Polish_sasquatch Night 10. WJSpade 11. HDLS NightCombat 12. ballo 13. usmcagg02 14. RABactual NightCombat NEWBS 1. RandyLahey01 2. hrt4me 3. synCack334 4. Anne 5. Apple3_14159 6. Matt_S 7. Chili's Pool Boi Combat 8. ranchshooter77 9. Trav 10. Eddie RUN LIST 1. TexCorriente Combat 2. BaconSlave 3. Dklic6 Night 4. Loic 5. Texas1994 Combat 6. tjmalinski 7. EarlyTard Combat 8. fortydelta 9. bajagringo 10. DragoonMusketoons 11. Boobaloo Night 12. Binney_Talls Night 13. Corgi_G * 14. Lingling * 15. TexCorriente +1 * 16. Clarissa W * 17. Snot Bubbles * 18. Dial-Tone Combat 19. Mah827 20. 55_S2K_Shawn Night 21. brasscrossedrifles * 22. TGE 23. The_Hammer 24. MrsThe_Hammer 25. bigstick61 * 26. xxprince * 27. Graveylegs 28. SturmgeschutzIII Combat 29. Platypeep 30. Muggins 31. Uniquesnd 32. PapaTater 33. Satellite01 34. HistoryFan86 35. Slip_space Combat 36. Troll-account Combat 37. southerncross 38. DocJosh Combat 39. DJ_Skinny Night 40. DORA 41. Jacquelineds95 42. wlderdude 43. MATER 44. StellaLuna 45. Kolat 46. Mattkoz NightCombat 47. thesandstertx 48. 3dave33 * 49. KcConquistador 50. fuddworthy NightCombat 51. If there is an * by your name, you have not completed the Google Doc form linked in the OP. |
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Originally Posted By mustangduckk: Awesome! Night spots are going to fill up fast at this one I think. Originally Posted By mustangduckk: Originally Posted By DKlic6: 100% in. night run so duckk has someone to beat. Awesome! Night spots are going to fill up fast at this one I think. But if it does fill up, Heartland has a ton of open spots! |
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Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob: But if it does fill up, Heartland has a ton of open spots! Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob: Originally Posted By mustangduckk: Originally Posted By DKlic6: 100% in. night run so duckk has someone to beat. Awesome! Night spots are going to fill up fast at this one I think. But if it does fill up, Heartland has a ton of open spots! You might have a last minute add on that one. I'm still not sure of my schedule. |
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I forgot to put in the OP, Night runs cannot borrow any equipment other than suppressors. 5 min penalty for attempting to holster/ground pistol with laser/illum on. 5 min penalty for attempting to ground/handoff rifle with laser/illum on. 5 min penalty per white light ND, 10 min penalty for prolonged white light ND. Suppressors are not required but greatly appreciated by the ROs and land owner for night and day runs. Unless usmcagg02 is your RO, then the biggest, loudest brake is encouraged. ETA- more stuff I forgot in the OP. You can do as many re-runs as time/ROs allow. BUT. Your first run counts for time, anything after that is just for bragging rights and/or you get off on suffering. Gate will be open on Wed afternoon/evening. No food will be provided on Wednesday night. |
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Originally Posted By RandyLahey01: I’m in. New to this but I signed up in the Google forms. Not sure if that should have been done after getting put on the list but the OP said we had to fill out the document to get on the list. You actually read the OP? 
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Originally Posted By RandyLahey01: I’m in. New to this but I signed up in the Google forms. Not sure if that should have been done after getting put on the list but the OP said we had to fill out the document to get on the list. You actually read and followed the directions, you sure this is for you? Got you down. |
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Originally Posted By fortydelta: You actually read the OP? Originally Posted By fortydelta: Originally Posted By RandyLahey01: I’m in. New to this but I signed up in the Google forms. Not sure if that should have been done after getting put on the list but the OP said we had to fill out the document to get on the list. You actually read the OP? He's probably going to show up with guns that work and have zero'd optics. Something ain't right about this... 
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Originally Posted By RandyLahey01: I’m in. New to this but I signed up in the Google forms. Not sure if that should have been done after getting put on the list but the OP said we had to fill out the document to get on the list. Good to see you are making it this year! |
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Originally Posted By RV8guy: It would be cool to be there but with the way my knees are anymore, I need a fist full of aspirin just to walk to the portashitter. You should try to make it, I guarantee others have competed in Cola Warrior in worse shape. Plus the bad idea bar will be waiting for you after your run... |
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Originally Posted By mustangduckk: You might have a last minute add on that one. I'm still not sure of my schedule. Originally Posted By mustangduckk: Originally Posted By DirtyHandsRob: Originally Posted By mustangduckk: Originally Posted By DKlic6: 100% in. night run so duckk has someone to beat. Awesome! Night spots are going to fill up fast at this one I think. But if it does fill up, Heartland has a ton of open spots! You might have a last minute add on that one. I'm still not sure of my schedule. I will welcome you with open arms, the rest of the night competitors may not. Lololol. |
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Originally Posted By electrojk: You should try to make it, I guarantee others have competed in Cola Warrior in worse shape. Plus the bad idea bar will be waiting for you after your run... |
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