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Posted: 10/6/2004 7:33:22 PM EDT

Only rules are you have to pick up where the last post left off and 20 words or less...
Let the game commence...

ETA: If while posting the story changes Adapt you post to fit.

Once upon a time......

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:33:58 PM EDT

[#1]

a group of gun owners decided they had enough..........

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:34:41 PM EDT

[#2]

so they packed up thier gear...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:35:03 PM EDT

[#3]

and off they headed to the range...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:35:27 PM EDT

[#4]

for some peaches and snails.

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:35:59 PM EDT

[#5]

to shoot a deer

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:36:26 PM EDT

[#6]

but on the way, they realized they had forgotten all the alcohol

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:36:31 PM EDT

[#7]

but that was for the best anyway, since they were really practicing for...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:36:36 PM EDT

[#8]

They soon bored of shooting peaches and snails, so they...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:37:32 PM EDT

[#9]

beat an armadillo to death with a small stick while shouting obscenities and flailing their arms before...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:38:03 PM EDT

[#10]

..turning around for the alcohol.

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:39:33 PM EDT

[#11]

After warming up their marksman skills, they decided to begin their mission . .

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:40:23 PM EDT

[#12]

they were once again on their way after procuring 25 cases of beer, 3 16 gallon kegs, 3 cases of wild turkey and a package of beer jerky and pork rhinds

screw the word limit, we're talking necessities here!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:41:27 PM EDT

[#13]

by farting the theme to Gilligan's Island and calling...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:41:57 PM EDT

[#14]

Unfortunately, Tex had chili for breakfast that morning and ...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:42:36 PM EDT

[#15]

the pork rines made girlyman sick and he...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:45:02 PM EDT

[#16]

..couldn't hold his liquor.

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:46:13 PM EDT

[#17]

eleventy-nine miles to the nearest wal-mart and misterfloppy was out of ammo...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:50:16 PM EDT

[#18]

When they got to dark walmart parking lot, they saw a mutant zombie wearing a john kerry t-shirt, holding a baseball bat...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:52:50 PM EDT

[#19]

and BURNED the zombies shirt...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:53:08 PM EDT

[#20]

when the zombie was asked if he had any beer he responded in the negative and had to be put down................

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:56:19 PM EDT

[#21]

And pissed on his Lifeless body...

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:56:25 PM EDT

[#22]

Never really seeing the that the trap was set, the group displayed some remarkable courage to stand and deliver some.....

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:56:51 PM EDT

[#23]

eulogy for his dirt nap....and they sharted

Posted: 10/6/2004 7:58:34 PM EDT

[#24]

in the zombies face, which again woke him from the undead

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:00:03 PM EDT

[#25]

and made him even more...

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:00:42 PM EDT

[#26]

Skerry.

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:01:10 PM EDT

[#27]

sharted.

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:02:57 PM EDT

[#28]

Than an undead creature of the night but something better left forgotten while wearing beer goggles....

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:09:10 PM EDT

[#29]

was holding 5lbs of Tannerite.

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:10:04 PM EDT

[#30]

and a latex buttplug in the other hand, they then decided to have alittle fun with the.......

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:10:20 PM EDT

[#31]

the zommbie so, they cutt off the zombies head and played with its brains.

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:10:56 PM EDT

[#32]

Meanwhile the pirates gathered just beyond...

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:12:06 PM EDT

[#33]

but lordtrader stayed behind because at this point that zombie was looking damned good to him

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:16:28 PM EDT

[#34]

the gay pirates jumped out of the bushes and said "Surrender your Booty!"

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:18:33 PM EDT

[#35]

but lordtrader pulled out his M16, and mowed them all down.

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:19:19 PM EDT

[#36]

while the other Arfcomers were looking for a black chick in the group for the "booty" ...

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:21:19 PM EDT

[#37]

Lordtrader got it on with sweet Kerry Zombie love.

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:22:42 PM EDT

[#38]

But he wasn't in Kalifornia, so it was O.K.

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:25:41 PM EDT

[#39]

...this action sparked a group buy for 500...

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:29:04 PM EDT

[#40]

ArfCom Condoms

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:31:52 PM EDT

[#41]

which they proceeded to fill with diesel and toss at.....

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:35:05 PM EDT

[#42]

poo covered pictures of barney the purple dinosaur.

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:40:38 PM EDT

[#43]

"I love you, you lov-guh eck *gurgle*" was heard nearby as the..

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:43:00 PM EDT

[#44]

sun rose in the east, vaporizing the gathering vampires. But one didn't burn...

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:47:31 PM EDT

[#45]

So the Arfcomers held him down and packed his head full of C4 and blew it up! Then they sang...

Posted: 10/6/2004 8:59:13 PM EDT

[#46]

And so the song..

I hate you…
You Hate me…
I’m gonna make you drink my *****
Was heard from sea to shining sea.

Posted: 10/6/2004 9:06:31 PM EDT

[#47]

Then Janet Reno, Ted Kennedy, and Chucky Shumer showed up and started asking...

Posted: 10/6/2004 9:07:32 PM EDT

[#48]

where's our beer?

Posted: 10/6/2004 9:07:57 PM EDT

[#49]

so Arfcom replied...

Posted: 10/6/2004 9:32:43 PM EDT

[#50]

"We used it to perform an enema on Hillary, but I bet Ted will still swill it down, right Ted?"

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