Posted: 10/2/2004 6:21:51 AM EDT
| My wife just walked downstairs and told me Michael Moore is coming to the area and suggested that I should snipe him... all in one sentence. I personally think using a gun would further his cause so I am looking for other ideas ie. lock inside Krispy Kreme and leave him to eat or starve to death. Whichever comes first. Or take away his baggy clothes, strip him naked and let his fat ass die of embarassment. Any ideas? |
I presume she means a verbal sniping attack and not one involving the high speed injection of metallic elements. Still, your suggestion of feeding him KFC or other popular American fast food is a wonderful way to make him more viewable to his audience. Don't forget your animal calls. Sooo-eeeee! Sooo-eeee!
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Uh sorry she was thinking the latter but she was only joking. You should have heard the way she said it though. |