Posted: 9/23/2004 9:14:22 AM EDT
I need some ideas to  These ideas are needed for a friend.  Thanks in advance! BigDozer66 |
We sealed off a coworkers cube entry with a sheet of clear plastic, then filled space with foam packing peanuts to the top. It was pretty damn funny. |
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Black tape over the receiver (the part you talk into) of a black telephone Make up some new decorative front license plates on cardstock and tape them on coworker's cars' front license plate (dont do this if you're in a state with front AND back plates of course) |
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break a couple of pins off the plug end of his/her mouse and plug back in. Reset all command prompts to play some stupid saying or song... Stuff it in his/her pooper and post pics. Fill all folders in his/her drawers with thos paper dots from the 3 hole puncher. Put salt in the coffee take the casters off their office chair post things for sale under their name and extension....stupid things like 15 emptty toilet paper tubes...fresh picked dingle berries, ..... |
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with black stamp pad ink on the earpeice and some krazy glue inside the hand set. changing thier computers launguage to portugeese or chineese. If you know how forward as many unrelated phones as you can find to his/her extension. in your own cub eor office find out how to remove the drawers and such from the office furniture --when they are out move all of the similar size drawers around in thier workspace. |
For added fun on this one, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to "auto-hide". I had a co-worker reboot three times before he figured it out........ 
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You can also click on the top of the taskbar and pull it down to where it won't show. |
Capture a generic windows error message and save it as a .bmp. Then take the image they use as their background and edit it so that the error message is int he center of the screen. Save as background. I did this to someone in the IT dept and they couldnt even figure it out......rebooted and it came back immediately...they had no clue what to do. It was great. |
I have used the Blue Screen of Death too. 
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I think they may have used some salmon juice somewhere in their cube. BigDozer66 |
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Heres a couple we used in a hospital environment: If you really hate someone, inject milk into their chair on a friday afternoon.....by monday it will be spoiled and smell like $hit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Tightly stretch a sheet of glad wrap across the bowl of the toilet and put the seat back down......guaranteed fun!!!!! Blue food coloring in the coffee..........makes the prank above more interesting when they pee green!!!
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Subscribe them to materials they would find moderately offensive...or VERY offensive! Nothing like subscribing them to several gay magazines! Set his work computer's homepage to the filthiest website you can possibly find. Glue or tape a few snap-n-pops to the inside of various file cabinet drawers, desk drawer, and so on. When he closes them hard enough, they go off. Glue his favorite coffee cup to his desk. CJ |
^This works great for people that hunt and peck at typing. A can of silly string, a push pin, some tape, and some string. Tie the string to the push pin, push it into the side of the can of sillystring. Secure the pin with a small piece of tape. Tape the can under the desk of the victim, push the chair under the desk and tie the string to the chair. When the chair is pulled out so is the pin. Shaving cream works too. Vaseline of some other nasty goo on the ear piece of the phone. |
I made a screen saver once that would overlay a screenshot of the desktop, thus doing this same thing as you suggested. The target would come back from lunch, meetings, etc., and nothing would work-- they had to reboot.... thing is, the way I programmed it, it wouldn't wake up, and if they tried to change the screensaver using Windows, the "preview" mode would reactivate it, thus making it difficult to remove unless they deleted the SCR file manually... |
I have done this many, many times. No one ever figures it out. It is indeed a classic. Bigfeet |
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I once worked at a place that had a man and a woman working side by side in what was called the "cave". Think small dark room with fast computers running CAD. She was married and he was engaged. Anyway, I ended up forwarding the man's telephone to the woman's, and the woman's to the man's. They never, ever figured it out. It ended up getting out of hand so bad that they called the telephone company. I know it ended up getting fixed, but by that time there was no way I was going to claim that I had done it. Bigfeet |
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Open the "scheduled tasks" menu on their computer for a prompt reminder. Type in any message and schedule it to pop up every 20 minutes or so. Secure the prompt with a password so it cannot be disabled. I pulled this prank on my wife a couple of years ago. The prompt would pop up and say, "Its Time to Pleasure Your Husband."
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We did the same thing, but when he was cleaning out his cube, we went out to his car, opened up his sunroof and filled that up with packing peanuts. |