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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Animal Crackers

Posted: 9/13/2004 5:53:02 PM EDT

I like animal crackers. I like them very much.

I could eat animal crackers all day long.

I need to make a pie with an animal cracker crust.

That is all. Please return to your assault weapons.

Posted: 9/13/2004 5:54:55 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
I like animal crackers. I like them very much.

I could eat animal crackers all day long.

I need to make a pie with an animal cracker crust.

That is all. Please return to your assault weapons.

I like the ones in the box that is decorated like a animal carriage. Know the ones I'm talking about?

Posted: 9/13/2004 5:55:40 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I like ~~animal crackers~~ crack. I like ~~them~~ it very much.

I could eat ~~animal crackers~~ crack all day long.

I need to make a pie with ~~animal cracker~~ crack crust.

That is all. Please return to your assault weapons.

You should see someone about your problem.

Posted: 9/13/2004 5:56:10 PM EDT

[#3]

Yes, those are the best.

I'm eating the cheapest ones I could find. Not as crunchy, but still pretty damn good.

Posted: 9/13/2004 6:00:51 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I like ~~animal crackers~~ crack. I like them very much.

I could eat ~~animal crackers~~ crack all day long.

I need to make a pie with an ~~animal cracker~~ crack crust.

That is all. Please return to your assault weapons.

You should see someone about your problem.

Did you ever see the King of the Hill where Hank was fishing with crack? James Carville guested on that show.

Your crack additions made me think of that.

Posted: 9/13/2004 6:03:39 PM EDT

[#5]

I can't remember who's sig line this was:

The Animal Crackers box said 'do not eat if seal is broken'. I opened the box and sure enough . . .

Posted: 9/13/2004 6:06:34 PM EDT

[#6]

I bought a box of animal crackers.

There was a massage on the box that said..."do not eat if seal is broken".

Wouldn't ya know it??? I opened the box and the seal was broken!

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