[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Famous Quotes! (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 9/1/2004 8:49:30 AM EDT
With all the quotes being thrown around now I thought we could use a thread of our own.
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You mean like this one?  www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=256257 BigDozer if it is ok with you I will update my list from your post? Matt |
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Go right ahead my good man! BigDozer66 |
Dammit Dolomite! Don't make me start a Major Kong-avatar-defense-Thread complete with Poll.  "Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!" |
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Two of you, one of him. Pussies. Did you leave you testicles in your other pants? -poikilotrm I hate mothers who ding cars. Just because they drive a piece of crap looking car there is no reason to smash up mine. -Paul Cats make a neat thump when you hit them, much better than the thump your car makes when you crash and burn trying to avoid them -Glock31 Oh well, what the hell do women know anyway. Just smack her on the ass and tell her to get back in the kitchen and make you a pie. >:) -confederatemummy Why doesn't somebody just neck a 20mm down to a .17 and show these companies how to do the high velocity thing. -Glock31 I usually celebrate Earth Day by burning a tire! -Nozzleman Usually, if you ask them "Hey, wanna see my new cockring?" while simultaneously motioning for your zipper they will beat feet outta there. Scary thing is when they just stand there, waiting...... -AZ-K9 Originally Posted By DigDug I spent nearly $500 on a nice aimpoint and mount system so I could shoot from the hip I don't care if it's a "dry heat". Anygoddamnthing over 100deg is FUCKING HOT and that's all there is to it. Here in AZ we have 2 kinds of weather-HOT and FUCKING HOT. We're in the FUCKING HOT season now. -gamesniper My wife is breastfeeding. I'll sell it by the pint at $1000. Any takers. -AZ-K9 Uh ya I save worthwhile quotes
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"It is quite within the bounds of reason that this same foot-soldier will be armed with something more efficient than the present-day rifle. Some genius may evolve a method for squirting the juice of a grape-fruit into the other fellow's eye at a range of two or three miles or one of our up and coming radio fiends may find a way to extract static and use it as a lethal weapon, but, of one thing I feel sure, it will be the individual soldier, with his individual weapon, who will have to come in and take charge after the ruction is over; so, until something more efficient has been perfected, let us do the best we can with our rifles." - HW McBride, A Rifleman Went to War, 1935 "My religious belief teaches me that I am as safe in battle as I am in bed. God has fixed the time of my death. I do not concern myself with that, but to be always ready, whenever it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, then all men would be equally brave." -Lt. Gen. Stonewall Jackson |
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"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." James Madison “I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem’Hadar. Remember, victory is life.” We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill do not rape do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do one day you will look behind you and see we three, and on that day you will reap it- and we will send you to whatever god you wish. - Unknown Lest we forget at least an over the shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins- or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom-Lucifer --Saul Alinsky |
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"Never threaten a small man. You'll frighten him.....and he'll kill you". Robert Heinlein. "Dogs are Jerry Lewis, Cats are Frank Sinatra". Every cat knows it's name.....It sounds just like a can opener". "I gave my mother a lot of trouble, but I think she enjoyed it". Mark Twain "Where are your manners? Go outside to die". Charles Bronson "Yep, ol' Stonewall and all them other Rebs was trash.....................you too" Jack Palance "If you want to hit someone over the head, buy a sap. Guns should be reserved for more effective uses". Col. Jeff Cooper "He could shoot his mouth off faster than his gun.....too bad". True quote from a murder trial in Missouri: Judge: "Joe, you emptied the gun into Leroy. Why?" Joe: "Well, your honor, every time he moved, I shot him. Every time I shot him, he moved". |
BigDozer66 |
Speaking of Theodore Roosevelt"
 
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"Cocaine's a serious drug" Rick James "...when in doubt, I whip it out" Uncle Ted "this job would be great if it wasn't for the customers" Randall (Clerks) "I use Wagner, it scares the hell outta the slopes" Col. Kilgore "You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you" Sgt. Hartman "skee skee skee skee" Dave Chappelle as Lil John "We didn't give up when the german's bombed pearl harbor" Bluto |
Connor & Murphy MacManus, Boondock Saints |