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8/15/2004 6:53:45 PM EDT
HBO has a new comedy series titled 'Da Ali G Show'.  Its on tonight at 11:00 or 11:30.  I've seen about 4 episodes of this and have burst into laughter every time.  This is the first time I've ever enjoyed a comedy show this much.  This is, hands down, 10x better than SNL or Mad TV (on their best day).

If you appreciate dry humor and dupes, don't miss it.

My favorite skit is Borat from Khazakstan.



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8/15/2004 6:55:24 PM EDT
[#1]
you were gone awhile weren't you

mike
8/15/2004 6:56:16 PM EDT
[#2]
He has a movie, pretty funny. So shit I didn't get because I guess I am not british but other then that funny stuff.
8/15/2004 6:59:15 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
you were gone awhile weren't you

mike



Yeah, I guess so.

8/15/2004 6:59:55 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
He has a movie, pretty funny. So shit I didn't get because I guess I am not british but other then that funny stuff.



Really?  What's it called?

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8/15/2004 7:00:48 PM EDT
[#5]
Respect!

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
8/15/2004 7:01:09 PM EDT
[#6]
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=258907
8/15/2004 7:11:11 PM EDT
[#7]
the show has been on for at least a year
8/15/2004 7:40:56 PM EDT
[#8]
I can't figure it out, does he say "big up yourself" or "pick up yourself"?


either way that shows fucking hilarious
8/15/2004 7:55:57 PM EDT
[#9]
booyakasha......respect
8/15/2004 7:56:45 PM EDT
[#10]
In the movie, I love the bright colored camos. How they blend in so well with the toy cars.

However the gay seen I could have done with out.
8/15/2004 8:04:44 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
booyahkusha......respect






 Respek!  

Does you think we should have separate planes just for terrorists?

8/15/2004 8:12:25 PM EDT
[#12]
The one where he trained with the Philly PD was freakin' hysterical!!!!!!

Ok, you bitches get yo hans up.
8/15/2004 8:34:58 PM EDT
[#13]

 

a little bit ratted: drunk

aggro: hassle, stress

aight: alright

alo: hi

ambient: chilled

aminal: dog

auto: car

aye: certainly

 
 

babylon: breast

bang: speak

batty: ass

batty boy: gay

batty hole: butthole

bestest: favorite

big up, fanks: thanks

biggies, mr. biggies: balls

bit of paper: document

bit thick: stupid

bitch: baby, chick, darling, female, freak, girl, honey, lady, lover, wife

bits: technology

bo: bye, good-bye, seeya

bog: lavatory, pisser, toilet

bone: hump

boozer: pub

boys: friends

brainiest: intelligent, skilled

bruvers: boys, men

 
 

check: discover, inspect, investigate, peep, see

cheeky: smiley

chief: idiot, moron

chill: break, loose, relax, slack, enjoy

chilled: bored, happy

constalubury: police

crew: company, family, gang, squad

 
 

deal: situation

dig: favor, love, prefer, want

dis: insult

do a piss: urinate

dong: penis, tool

don't dig: hate

 
 

erbal remedy: cannabis, cocaine, dope, drug, ganja, grass, hash, marijuana, sensi, spliff, weed

 
 

fag: cigarette

feminist: lesbian

fit: attractive, cute, goodlooking, pretty, sexy, blonde

fit bitch: babe

fittest: best

flange: fanny

for real: absolutely, definitely, especially, exceptional

full bush: mature, ripe

 
 

geezer: bloke, folk

go to me julie: sleep

grub: dinner, food, lunch

 
 

hear me now: greetings, welcome

ho: hooker

homies: neighbors

homosapien: homosexual

homosexual: homosapien

hop: jump

 
 

in da house: here

innit: that's

inside: jail, prison

is wicked: rocks

is wrecked: hurt

 
 

Jackie Chan: God, Jesus

 
 

lady: fox

let it rip: enter

 
 

main bitch: queen

main man: best friend, boss, boyfriend, chum, friend, individual, king, mate

mam: mother

massive: big, gigantic, huge, large

maximum: enormous, full

me: my

mingin: awful, crap, dirty, filthy, hairy, horrible, rotten, ugly

moan: suffer

mula: money

 
 

nan: grandmother

natter: talk

nazies: commies

not in da house: missing

 
 

old geezer: father

orange juice: spunk

 
 

pacific: exact

pigs: coppers, law

pissin: annoying

pooter: computer

pressie: gift

 
 
 

racialist: discrimination, racist

rank: hated, nasty

respect: compliment

rubber: condom

ruk: argument, fight

 
 

selecta: DJ

shag: shag

shaven haven: shaven

speed garage: hip hop, indie, jazz, pop, jazz, rock, techno

spliff: joint

spunky: hot

squid: pound

stiff: dead

sweet bitching: pleasure

 
 

telly: TV

threads: clothes

tommy hilfinger: coat

trisexual: bisexual

trumpet: fart

turf: apartment, city, country, flat, land, neighborhood, town, home

 
 

up da spout: pregnant
 
 

westside: northside

wicked: bad, beautiful, brilliant, cool, excellent, fantastic, fine, funny, good, great, groovy, handsome, keen, lovely, nice, ok, sweet, wonderful

wiv: with

wrecked: tired, exhausted

 
 

yellow sunglasses: glasses

youf: youth


 

a bit of erbal remedy: a smoke

a chill pill: a break

big up to you: well done, pleased to meet you

checkin out: looking at

chill: shut up

dig to get jiggy wiv mr. biggy: like to have sex

down the boozer: to the pub / bar

gimme a shout: give me a ring

going westside: going home

hear me now: listen to me

i fink i will be: i feel like

innit: isn't it, that's right, that's correct

is you wicked?: how's it going?, how are you feeling?

keep it real and tell me da time: what time is it?

me crew told me: i heard

me is heading westside: i'm going home

the most bestest: first class

the sack: my bed

wot is yous banging on about?: what are you talking about?

wussup?: what's up?
8/15/2004 8:43:05 PM EDT
[#14]
WHERE'S YOUR HKRUM?

8/15/2004 8:48:57 PM EDT
[#15]
"Mr. Buzz Aldrin...what was is like to walk on the Sun?"



8/16/2004 7:23:50 AM EDT
[#16]
The "youth in asia" are responsible for the killing of old people in Amierica.
8/16/2004 6:28:22 PM EDT
[#17]
Search for "English Idiot" for the Ali G Cannes Porno Fest Video.
It's the first thing I saw, & that & the interview with Posh & Beckham
are amazing.
8/16/2004 6:37:06 PM EDT
[#18]
Fuckin' show appeals to the lowest common denominator.  Why don't you do something useful with your time....like go to the range.